WEIRDLAND: Freaking over Alex Skarsgard

Tuesday, September 08, 2009

Freaking over Alex Skarsgard

A spoofy vid about the fangirl internet reaction to the Evan Rachel Wood/ASkars dating rumor.

Skarsgard looks a bit boring, even insipid. But True Blood confers him a fangy aura.Would Lindsay Lohan regain her sex-appeal if she joined one of these vampire sagas? I doubt it, but who knows?

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#1 * Dracula
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* Edward Cullen by Stephenie Meyer
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"Evan Rachel Wood and Alexander Skarsgard are dating.

Am told exclusively by an infallible source that it’s been several weeks now. And that she flew to Shreveport, Louisiana on Friday to visit him. Skarsgard is there working on Straw Dogs with Kate Bosworth. Smart Evan. Kate has a way of throwing herself inappropriately at other people’s boyfriends. See Jim Sturgess.

As for Evan and Alex – they met, of course, on the set of True Blood, and were able to keep it low key, very underground while they were in LA, never venturing out to pap friendly locations, only sighted a few times discreetly, and so far the relationship is progressing well, they’re having fun together".

Well, it seems all a legion of fangirls of this Swedish actor from "True Blood" series are freaking out massively and hating on Evan Rachel Wood for no discernible reason (it isn't as if Alex was her little brother or boyfriend, is he?), so my eyes were filling almost with tears from laugher after seeing over 4500 posts in ONTD, a place usually plagued wih snarky comments and gifs, but approaching now a hysterical level when these chickies are shoving down their ginormous haterade shakes, spitting her jealousy goo and drooling as a retarded premenstrual army in this and other gossip sites. I barely know this guy, to be honest. On the other side, I have a long time crush with the beautiful Evan Rachel Wood (not Evan Rachel Whore, as Perez Hilton cattily nicks her), so of course I align with her during this embarrasing female attack on her. After reading these words by Perez: "No! Alexander, you stay away from her! You don't know where she's been!", I just paused and searched for an emetic. Rough sexism to the MAX. Where has SHE been? Is this a fun trip back to the medieval past or what, weirdos? Evan is sharp, self-confident, gorgeous blue eyes, porcelain skin, Lolita complexion AND (the most shocking of her dating history!) coupled with rock bad goth boy Marilyn Manson. So do we keep living in free countries or these garrulous fangirls are taking over and make us go backwards to stoning women only because they freely date? Is Alex a pure hapless vampire dupe? No, people, he's an actor, the same than Evan. It's possible Evan comes across bitchy, or she gives sometimes a slutty vibe. But that's not a valid reason, in these days, 2009, for throwing such venomous uterine fury over a young starlet. She uses her viles, I guess Alex is an user too, so, please, calm down, silly heifers. Your vampire will come back alone, single, queer or incorrupt, as you prefer him to be.
I heart this digital portrait of Evan by sedART.


countsheep said...

so much aggression towards this girl, I kind of like her in movies and yes, she's very pretty.

Kendra said...

my fav roles of Evan were in "Thirteen", "Pretty Persuasion" and "The wrestler", she put her soul out there.

Anonymous said...

I'm shocked by the aggression towards her as well. I like Alex and Evan so I wish them well. Medieval is the right word. Women still can only be judged as either saints or whores and the biggest problem is that most of the time the judges are other women (and Perez).

Kendra said...

I agree, anonymous. I'm happy I'm not alone here. Perez is vile, even though most the time he's assuming a role in his website for kicks, but his attacks against Evan (with his excuse of favoring Dita von Teese), against Kirsten Dunst, Kristen Stewart, etc. are misogynist. Thanks for expressing your opinion and welcome to Weirdland!