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Monday, September 06, 2010

What do Jake Gyllenhaal and Jessica Alba have in common?

What do Jake Gyllenhaal and Jessica Alba have in common, apart of perplexing hotness and popular movie careers? We have discovered there are more, as sympathy, fondness of basketball games and good cooking skills. Also, both make lasso-eye candy when dressing in cowboy fashion:

Jake Gyllenhaal as Jack Twist in "Brokeback Mountain" (2005) Jessica Alba as Nancy Callahan in "Sin City" (2005)

Jessica Alba and Cash Warren attend Game One of the Western Conference Finals between the Phoenix Suns and the Los Angeles Lakers during the NBA Playoffs at Staples Center on May 17, 2010 Jake Gyllenhaal attends Boston Celtics Vs Orlando Magic Game on 22nd May 2010 in Boston

Jake Gyllenhaal shows his cooking skills at Friday Night with Jonathan Ross on May 7, 2010

An unusual demonstration of Jake Gyllenhaal's cooking skills. First, he uses an iPad as a chopping board to cut broccoli, then the iPad goes into the frying pan!

Jessica on the GrillOn screen, she's been a superhero (Fantastic Four), a lasso-wielding stripper (Sin City), and a tough-as-nails immigration agent (the new Machete) -- but at home, Alba enjoys the simple things. Like barbecuing. Here, she keeps an eye on the chicken and carne asada for her dinner party.
Apron On
Alba puts together a veggie dish made with sliced zucchini, pine nuts, basil, parmesan -- and very generous portions of two key ingredients. "She put a whole bottle of olive oil and a bottle of balsamic in these salads, and I was thinking, Is this going to be any good?" Vespa says. "But it was delicious."Service With a Smile
The most famous barista ever? Alba pours the fruit-infused tea she made using a coffee press. Among the other drinks she and a friend mixed for the party: sangria, plus a citrus cocktail chilled with frozen pineapple chunks, reports Vespa. Tea Time
Alba takes a breather on the back patio. Just two days later, it was announced that she will re-team with Machete director Robert Rodriguez for Spy Kids 4, another action-packed adventure. But this time, her character is a little closer to reality: She'll play a mom balancing her peaceful home life with her thrilling, sexy job.
Source: www.life.com

Jake Gyllenhaal Voted #10 in Elle (France) Magazine's "15 Sexiest Men" poll (June 2007).

"Jessica Alba 'Sexiest Woman Alive' FHM Fave! Actress Jessica Alba has long been a favorite of the guys over at FHM, having regularly placed on their 'sexiest woman alive' lists for years.Jessica Alba in FHM Australia September 2010

In 2007, she was crowned the Sexiest Woman in the World, and has continually appeared in their news pages since at least 2006 as one of their "sexiest women."
Alba, 29, is of Mexican descent on her dad's side, and French/Danish on her mom's side. She recently had her first baby, and is happily married.
She appears frequently on the "Hot 100" section of Maxim and was voted number one on the AskMen.com list of "99 Most Desirable Women" in 2006. The use of her image on the cover of the March 2006 Playboy sparked a lawsuit by her, which was later dropped after she received a personal apology from Playboy owner Hugh Hefner, who agreed to make donations to two charities that Alba has supported, according to Wikipedia.
In 2001, Alba was ranked No. 1 on Maxim magazine's Hot 100 list. She said that "I have to go to certain lengths to use sexuality to my advantage, while guiding people to thinking the way I want them to." Source: www.postchronicle.com

Jessica Alba and Michelle Rodriguez - "Machete" photocall

"Machete Star Jessica Alba is hot over Michelle Rodriguez's body! Alba admitted she was drooling over Rodriguez in Machete. Alba also revealed inside tricks to her naked shower scene! Scans of Jessica Alba in Cosmopolitan September 2010
So, why would Jessica Alba, one of the hottest actresses in the world, drool over Rodriguez's body? More interestingly, what's the shower scene trick she was talking about?

Jessica Alba and Michelle Rodriguez recently sat down for an interview with MTV and Alba's fascination with Rodriguez's body surfaced. Alba apparently asked Rodriguez:
"I want to know: Who sculpted that body? Because the whole time I'm watching you, I'm drooling. She doesn't have any cellulite, not an ounce of fat! What is going on?"

Rodriguez replied she had undergone three weeks of intensive training for Machete!
Jessica Alba for Revlon commercial campaign

As for Alba, one can agree that even celebrities fall victim to the age old thinking of "the grass is greener on the other side of the fence." However, the grass is not greener on the other side, it is greener where the grass has been watered. It's safe to say Michelle Rodriguez did a lot of "watering" on her "grass."
As for the nude shower scene Alba was in? Well, the actress revealed she wasn't naked at all! It was all a post production trick. She was actually wearing undies! what do you think about Jessica Alba being a fan of Michelle Rodriguez's body? Source: celebs.gather.com

Jessica Alba arriving at LAX airport on 2nd September 2010

"The sultry siren looked stunning in her revealing outfit on her way back from Venice Film Festival where she attended the screening of her new film Machete.
Alba, 29, wore faded roll-up jeans, cream cropped jacket and a beige see-through top which showed her black bra underneath". Source: www.dailymail.co.uk

"For me, I never wanted to reinforce any stereotypes about Latin women, and that was why I've shied away from Latin characters I've been offered” -Jessica Alba


"I love the variety of working on an action movie like (Machete), doing The Killer Inside Me (with Casey Affleck) and then doing Little Fockers (with Ben Stiller, due at Christmas). I've had the most fun I've ever had, so as long as I can continue to do this kind of stuff, it's my dream." Source: www.usatoday.com

Saturday, September 04, 2010

Jessica Alba plays a crazy pharmaceutical rep in "Little Fockers"

Jessica Alba - Machete Portrait Session in Venice 01-09-2010
"In addition to kicking butt in Robert Rodriguez's "Machete" Jessica Alba is also appearing among the star-studded cast of "Little Fockers," the third installment in the franchise that features Ben Stiller and Robert De Niro playing out their often awkward son-in-law vs. overprotective father-in-law relationship.
"I play a pharmaceutical sales rep who is very, um, outgoing and has no sense of personal space," Alba recently told MTV News.

She hinted that her character might inadvertently try to get a little too close to Stiller's lovable Gaylord Focker. "She says exactly what's on her mind and she has no filter at all," the actress explained. "She was really fun because I'm pretty much the opposite of that."
Robert De Niro as Jack Byrnes and Ben Stiller as his son-in-law Greg Focker in "Little Fockers"

Alba admitted that keeping a straight face on set was a big challenge, since most of her scenes were with funnyman Ben Stiller. Still, she had a blast, she said, particularly with her character's freewheeling ways. "It was just fun and pretty liberating to play someone who was just so open and so free and totally crazy."
"Little Fockers" is set a few months after the events of the last installment, "Meet the Fockers" as Stiller and Teri Polo's parents-to-be busily prepare for baby. Producer Jay Roach told MTV News earlier this year that Stiller's attempt to remain calm is thwarted by a familiar face (and former nemesis).
"It's Owen Wilson coming back with a new passion for Ben's wife, Teri Polo", Roach said. "And of course it's hidden and it's all under the surface, but it causes a lot of new wrinkles in the relationship between all of them," the producer explained.
In addition to Alba and Wilson, "Fockers" will also feature Dustin Hoffman in the role of Stiller's father opposite Barbra Streisand, an addition to the cast that was only recently made due to the film reportedly coming in under budget". Source: www.mtv.com

Kristen Stewart plays MaryLou, a beautiful little sharp chick

Lindsay Lohan as Rachel Wilcox and Garrett Hedlund as Harlan in "Georgia Rule" (2007)
Lindsay Lohan in Vanity Fair photoshoot, October 2010

"Stewart has racked up quite a collection of independent films, such as a scene stealing cameo in Sean Penn’s superb Into the Wild, as Meg Ryan’s feisty daughter In the Land of Women and as the troubled femme fatale in Greg Mottola’s Superbad follow up Adventureland.Stewart will play Dean Moriarty’s wife Mary Lou, described by Kerouac as a “beautiful little sharp chick,” in his transparently autobiographical account of spontaneous road trips that became the iconic testament to the Beat Generation.
Another in her indie line up sees Stewart star with James Gandolfini in Welcome to the Rileys. The film premiered at this year’s Sundance Film Festival and Stewart describes her character Mallory as, “an incredibly vivacious, seemingly really solid girl, but she was a 16-year-old runaway, stripper, prostitute who was absolutely so completely corroded and broken. She’s like a broken toy; it’s fun, but it doesn’t really work right". Source: www.alicetynan.com

Kristen Stewart arrived on the set of On the Road in New Orleans on 2nd September 2010

On The Road is based on Jack Kerouac’s novel of the same name that was published in 1957. Walter Salles helms the new film adaptation with Kristen Stewart playing Mary Lou, Sam Riley starring as Sal Paradise,

Happy 26th Birthday, Garrett Hedlund!

Garrett Hedlund as Dean Moriarty, Kirsten Dunst out & about in London, August 2010
Kirsten Dunst as Camille. Tom Sturridge’s character is yet to be unveiled.

On The Road is a largely autobiographical work that was based on the spontaneous road trips of Kerouac and his friends across the 1950s America. When the book was originally released, The New York Times hailed it as “the most beautifully executed, the clearest and most important utterance” of Kerouac’s generation" Source: www.glamourvanity.com

Dita Von Teese: nothing sexier than lingerie & red lipstick

"Burlesque artist and actress Dita Von Teese thinks there is 'nothing sexier' than wearing lingerie and red lipstick. Dita fell in love with red lipstick when she was younger and admits the 'love affair' is still going strong.The 37-year-old told Top Sante magazine: 'The love affair [for red lipstick] has never ended – even today I feel like I am partaking in some kind of historic ritual.' She added: 'I think there's nothing sexier than wearing lingerie and a slick of red lipstick.' Source: www.monsterandcritics.com

Dita Von Teese Performs 'Crazy Horse Paris' Burlesque in Vegas.Dita Von Teese in Tales Of The Cocktail - July 20, 2010Dita Von Teese takes a cocktail in Madrid, on 27th May 2010

Dita von Teese in Genlux magazine, fall 2010