"Snotty, condescending Katherine Heigl should be happy, being that not only was she left off the nominations list, but that her show "Grey's Anatomy" wasn't nominated for a Best Drama award. However, everybody's favorite nonsense show "Lost" certainly was, along with the ridiculously overrated "Boston Legal." Also on the list are "Dexter," "House," "Damages" and "Mad Men," which received a whopping 16 nominations. The last two are the very first cable series' nominated for Best Drama.The Comedy Series Emmy is bound to be a tough one, with NBC's two funniest shows ("The Office" and "30 Rock") going head to head for the award, which "Entourage" and "Curb Your Enthusiasm" are up for as well. Best Actress in a Comedy should either go to Mary-Louise Parker for the highly potent "Weeds" or "30 Rock"'s Tina Fey, comedy's reigning queen. Props to Julia Louis-Dreyfus for a nomination, but her time for awards passed with "Seinfeld." In a first for the decades-old it's-good-it's-bad-it's-good-again "Saturday Night Live," someone has been nominated as Best Supporting Actress in a Comedy - and that somebody is blonde firecracker Amy Poehler. Poehler's husband, funnyman Will Arnett was also nominated for an award - Best Guest Actor in a Comedy series. He joins Rip Torn, Steve Buscemi and Tim Conway (all for "30 Rock") on the list, as well as Shelley Berman of "Curb Your Enthusiasm."
The 2008 Emmy Awards will take place Sept. 21 in Los Angeles.
LIST OF NOMINEES:
DRAMA SERIES: "Boston Legal," ABC "Damages," FX "Dexter," Showtime "House," Fox "Lost," ABC "Mad Men," AMC
COMEDY SERIES: "Curb Your Enthusiasm," HBO "Entourage," HBO "The Office," NBC "30 Rock," NBC "Two and a Half Men," CBS
ACTOR, DRAMA SERIES: Gabriel Byrne, "In Treatment" Bryan Cranston, "Breaking Bad" Michael C. Hall, "Dexter" Jon Hamm, "Mad Men" Hugh Laurie, "House" James Spader, "Boston Legal"
ACTRESS, DRAMA SERIES: Glenn Close, "Damages" Sally Field, "Brothers and Sisters" Mariska Hargitay, "Law and Order: Special Victims Unit" Holly Hunter, "Saving Grace" Kyra Sedgwick, "The Closer"
ACTRESS, COMEDY SERIES: Christina Applegate, "Samantha Who?" America Ferrera, "Ugly Betty" Tina Fey, "30 Rock" Julia Louis-Dreyfus, "New Adventures of Old Christine" Mary-Louise Parker, "Weeds"
ACTOR, COMEDY SERIES: Alec Baldwin, "30 Rock" Steve Carell, "The Office" Lee Pace, "Pushing Daisies" Tony Shalhoub, "Monk" Charlie Sheen, "Two and a Half Men"
SUPPORTING ACTOR, COMEDY SERIES: Jon Cryer, "Two and a Half Men" Kevin Dillon, "Entourage" Neil Patrick Harris, "How I Met Your Mother" Jeremy Piven, "Entourage" Rainn Wilson, "The Office"
SUPPORTING ACTOR, DRAMA SERIES: Ted Danson, "Damages" Michael Emerson, "Lost" Zeljko Ivanek, "Damages" William Shatner, "Boston Legal" John Slattery, "Mad Men"
SUPPORTING ACTRESS, DRAMA SERIES: Candice Bergen, "Boston Legal" Rachel Griffiths, "Brothers and Sisters" Sandra Oh, "Grey's Anatomy" Dianne Wiest, "In Treatment" Chandra Wilson, "Grey's Anatomy"
SUPPORTING ACTRESS, COMEDY SERIES: Kristin Chenoweth, "Pushing Daisies" Amy Poehler, "Saturday Night Live" Jean Smart, "Samantha Who? Holland Taylor, "Two and a Half Men" Vanessa Williams, "Ugly Betty"
"While her dialogue was clunky, and she seems to be the only non-floozy female in Gotham City, I found Rachel Dawes to be a very reassuring presence in The Dark Knight. There were opportunities galore to sex her up, and flake away her brains, but Christopher Nolan didn't take it. Instead, she's a capable career woman, who dresses smartly (love that blue dress of hers), and holds her own against Bruce Wayne and Harvey Dent. I can see why both men love her, because frankly, I kind of do too. As the brainy girl oft passed up for the flashier model, I like that the smart girl gets the studliest guys in Gotham – and isn't dependent on either one of them. (Someone will knock me here for judging Dawes by her attractiveness to men, but perhaps I can temper it by saying that I especially admire Dawes' emotional fortitude in her darkest hour?) And maybe I can further temper the "studly" remark by my commendation of Virginia "Pepper" Potts in Iron Man. I love that she so coolly resisted the suave charms of Tony Stark. She had a few wobbly moments in the middle of the film, but hey, not every personal assistant can handle corporate espionage and her boss in a robot suit. Plus her verbal volley towards Stark's "Remember that night?" made up for it. She could have easily hopped into bed with him at any point of the movie – investigative journalists did, with nary a care – but Potts knew she deserved better. But the prize for the most kickass female of summer belongs to a little iPod lookalike named EVE. She's rebellious (her free flight after being dropped off on Earth speaks volumes), she packs firepower, and she takes her directive so seriously that no boy, not even one as cute and attentive as WALL-E, can dissuade her. There was something vaguely Princess Leia-like about her that I couldn't put my finger on – maybe it was her coloring, maybe it was her blaster, but when she proved to be a co-savior of Earth, I wasn't surprised. Frankly, the emotion tucked into her repeated "Plant!" packed more punch than most of the lines given to any of summer's love interests. Way to go EVE – it's a sad state of affairs when you're more complex and interesting than half your human counterparts. Let's hope Summer 2009 fares better in this regard. (I'm looking at you, Terminator: Salvation, Star Trek, and X-Men Origins: Wolverine. Don't let me down. Give me someone to rival Elizabeth Swann, at least.)
That concludes my scorecard on the girls of summer. There's two I left off because I haven't seen the films yet andthat's Liv Tyler as the latest Betty Ross in The Incredible Hulk, and Selma Blair's Liz Sherman in Hellboy II: The Golden Army. So please, tell me where you think they should rank! Source: www.cinematical.com
"At one point, after telling Pepper to cue up the fireworks, Stark takes two girls up to a pimped-out room for a little ... company. On their way up to the room, they pick up a third girl and away we go. Sure, I understand why the scene existed (in order to get Stark, the socialite, from Cali to the Middle East so that Stark, the superhero, could take care of some business), but I also see why it was left on the cutting room floor. Too much playing, too much suave ... too much period. But what do you think?
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"I'm playing "Alone: The Home Recordings of Rivers Cuomo." Rather, the album is playing me. It is ear-fucking the shit out of me. If I listen to "Blast Off" one more time, my neighbors might call the fuzz.Like most Gen Y-types, I've been enjoying this man's pop confections since I was basically a kid. I was surprised/tickled last year when Michael Cera, then 18, asked me "Do you like Weezer?" I was like, "Of COURSE I like Weezer! I was 15 when the Blue Album came out! They were mine first! Seriously, I should be trying to turn you on to Weezer." Blew my mind.
It's really cool that the Weez now have a second wave of teenage fans who consider the music theirs. I mean, it is theirs. But you know what I mean. This must be how my parents felt when I ran downstairs reeking of Spiritual Sky incense and announced that I'd discovered an incredible band called the Doors.
Anyway, I love, love, love this record. I can't even choose a favorite song. Lyrically, Cuomo has this amazing ability to sound totally idiotic and profound at the same time. I choose to interpret that as emotional genius. Your call". Source: Diablo Cody at Blog.myspace.com
MICHAEL CERA ("Buddy Holly" by Rivers Cuomo) VIDEO:
Selma Blair with Jake in "The Good Girl" Hollywood Premiere. "Selma Blair was spotted in this trashtastic blue get up on the set of Kath and Kim the other day with some cozy slippers and James Frey's Bright Shiny Morning perhaps to read between takes. Selma told us she gained over 20 pounds to play the role and although she still looks fabulous, we can expect Selma to keep growing out of her clothes and more into her character. She said she loves playing and figuring out her new role as Kim. Selma's also spending her days on the set giggling with her co-stars, Mikey Day and Molly Shannon. Sounds like the energy on this show is amazing and if Selma's outfits are any indication of the over the top character she'll be playing then it's just more of a reason to watch the show next month." Source: popsugar.com
"Downey hopes the action superhero film “Iron Man”, set for release in May, will be the first of a series. “It’s funny,” he says. “If things had been a little bit different, if an opportunity like this had arisen when I was younger, I might have felt daunted by the possibility of doing three of them and having to stay in shape for 10 years. There are so many ways that a guy can hinder his career, and none of them are subtle. My hindrances were pretty clear”.
Until he was 8 years old, Downey knew he might, in fact, be a superhero. But, “It was beaten out of me.And then I turned 42, and I’m finally doing this movie.”The actor’s maverick filmmaker father, Robert Downey Sr., once cast his son, then 5, as a puppy. Upon hearing of his son’s “Iron Man” coup, Downey Sr. remarked, “God, the last time I heard you this excited was when you were screen-tested for ‘Chaplin.’” Which was in 1991.
The younger Downey is deeply proud of his father’s films (”Putney Swope,” “Greaser’s Palace”) and feels greatly influenced by the elder’s boldness as a social critic. “My dad was always outside the fray,” he says. “He’s always been a bit of a weirdo. But after all is said and done, I am just really grateful that I was born into a family that put their art first. The downside is that when you put your art first, it doesn’t always pan out so well.”
Even now that he’s middle-aged, Downey Jr. can identify with the characters in “Little Miss Sunshine.”"When I see that dysfunctional family, demonstrating to us how we can all be OK, I kind of feel like it’s a triumph for weirdos,” he says. Not that he’s ready to embrace any outre status. Downey is proud of his current mainstream appeal in Hollywood, and that includes not only “Iron Man” but also “Tropic Thunder”.
”Now I’m looking at these three posters,” he points out. “And one says Ben Stiller, the other says Jack Black, the other says Robert Downey Jr. And I’m just going, "Wow, it’s just so nice to be in the game". Source: reelsuave.com
"It's a very busy weekend at the movies, with three movies in wide release, and several more hoping to grab your dollars on a more limited basis. This is one of the last hurrahs for summer, and certainly, in terms of movies with tremendous financial potential, it's the last big weekend for at least a month.
Probably the most notable new release is Tropic Thunder, the new comedy co-written and directed by Ben Stiller, who also stars opposite Jack Black and Robert Downey Jr. They play three of Hollywood's biggest actors whose war movie comes apart at the seams when the fake war they're fighting becomes a real war they don't know they're fighting".
"we've got another "first ever" review today - this time a look at the horror-comedy JENNIFER'S BODY. Starring Megan Fox with a script by JUNO Oscar-winner Diablo Cody. It was meant as an homage to films like EVIL DEAD but was it successful? "That Chilean Kid" caught a screening of the film (he was told they were the "first outside the studio" to see it) and shares with us his thoughts (some mild spoilers ahead).
Okay so in my respective city they had screening for a movie and my friends got some tickets for it. It said "dark horror comedy with Megan Fox." Nonetheless not only *SPOILER ALERT* did we not see her topless but the movie was indeed quite awful.
First the story is about two girls who have been glorious friends since they played in the sandbox and Jennifer (Megan Fox) is the preppy school cheerleader who all the girls wants to be and all the boys want. Needy (Amanda Seyfried... the girl from MEAN GIRLS who coul tell the weather with her boobs) is the social outcast. Not to give away much but one night something bad happens and Jennifer becomes a monster thing that eats boys. And Needy becomes the hero who tries to stop her.
So far, nothing special. The opening scene opens up with some light JUNO-ish music and for a split second I think that it's Juno narrating, what with quick quips and a sarcastic tone. Everything moves very much like JUNO and in fact most of the cast from JUNO is back. J.K. Simmons is back in a delightfully funny role as a teacher with a hook for a hands and the haircut of a crazy person. Juno's mother is back as another mother and even the Asian girl from outside the abortion clinic scene is back for just one scene again. Why you can even see Diablo Cody as a bartender if you look close.Everything is moving until Fox comes back and is drenched in blood and everything switches gears to horror. At first it is kind of interesting until Fox pukes up black goo or as Needy says "pure evil." I for one saw it as the fall point of the film. The entire audience took it in for a few minutes then just laughed their heads off at what was supposed to be a scary scene. From there Needy freaks out, Jennifer runs, and we switch into drama mode of Needy crying and freaking out. Then back at highschool its JUNO mode. And thats the film basically in a nutshell.
To describe it in one word? Schizophrenic. The film continuously switches gears and like a first time driver with stick shift, it happens to fast and the car dies (in this case the film falls flat). Dark comedy? Yes there is a scene where J.K. Simmons thinks a youth screaming is just mourning and yes that was funny but that was just about the only scene where people laughed because it was meant to be funny. This movie is one of those cases where we weren't laughing WITH you. We are laughing AT you.
The film's performances are pretty decent. Seyfried does as good as one could to hold up the film even though it's this bad. Megan wasn't horrifyingly bad but neither was she good. There was a scene where it's a real big close up of her kissing another chick (YES!!!!). The men in the audience hooted and cheered even though it was completely random and the director put it in as a a kind of apology for not giving up the real goods (no Megan Fox boobage). Brody was a pretty quirky character as a indie singer just trying to make it in the real world but no real screen time to make it good enough. His lip syncing was dreadful as well.
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JENNIFER'S BODY opens in theaters in 2009". www.joblo.com
Much like the new kid at school, Ms. Dunst has picked her lunch table of downtown cool carefully. The new Kirsten (as she’s known around town) rolls out of bed, throws on one of her several pairs of Ray Bans and wanders around lower Manhattan, puffing on American Spirit Blues. She doesn’t care so much about Hollywood as she does about her image outside of it; being just another downtown brooding artist seems somehow truer than being a done-up L.A. celebrity. (Ms. Dunst’s publicist, Steven Huvane, declined to make her available for an interview.)
Ms. Dunst is never photographed hopping in and out of chauffeured SUVs in five-inch heels. Instead, she roams around in Worishofer sling-back sandals—the grandma shoe that’s become part of the downtown vintage aesthetic—portraying a kind of new, seemingly accessible celebrity that Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams personified by moving to Brooklyn and walking the streets without the bodyguards or disguises employed by their Los Angeles counterparts. “The Beatrice was Heath’s haunt,” the male model said. “You could always find him there, having a drink on his own at the bar, his bike locked up outside. I think it taught all these other stars how to be that kind of cool and how much people there appreciate it.”
“She clearly seems to be into that scene right now, but we should applaud her!” said the music writer. “It speaks well of her that she’d rather hang out in Lower East Side dive bars than lunch at the Ivy.”It’s a kind of celebrity that others with Ms. Dunst’s level of stardom, like Mary-Kate Olsen, have attempted, but failed, to cultivate; Ms. Olsen may look the part, but she’s rarely without her black Escalade and beefy bodyguards. And just a few years ago, Ms. Dunst seemed to be heading down a path well-trod by many lithe blond actresses before her. A star since the age of 11, when she kissed Brad Pitt in Interview With a Vampire, Ms. Dunst has also played a tortured young girl in Virgin Suicides; the captain of the cheerleading squad in Bring It On; and the title role in Marie Antoinette.In 2002, she started dating the actor Jake Gyllenhaal. In the aftermath of their breakup in 2004, she began to be sighted in L.A. in questionable states of sobriety in the company of various actors; the gossip blogger Perez Hilton took to calling her Kirsten Drunkst. And thus, many in her circle seem to view her newfound attachment to New York as an attempt to remake herself as not just another Hollywood starlet.A 22-year-old model met Ms. Dunst in May 2007 at the Empire Diner. Ms. Dunst overheard the model talking about a Beirut show at Bowery Ballroom and came over to ask about it. “I didn’t even recognize her, but I was like, holy cow, this person is friendly!”
The model asked Ms. Dunst about her dress—it was Marc Jacobs—and a friendship sparked.
“I’m Kirsten,” Ms. Dunst said finally.
“I was like, ‘Oh, you’re Kirsten Dunst!’ Crazy!” said the model. “And then she basically just asked for my phone number and I gave it to her.” The model said she didn’t see Ms. Dunst around very often until this spring, when the actress became a regular at the Beatrice.Ms. Dunst also frequents East Village mixology bar Death and Co., the Lit Lounge, and Bowery Electric, where Catherine Pierce of the girl group the Pierces spins on Monday nights; in May, Ms. Dunst celebrated her 26th birthday there.
But most of the time, Ms. Dunst can be found at the Beatrice Inn, perched on the counter behind the DJ booth, smoking cigarettes and bopping her head around to her boyfriend’s tunes.
Despite reports in Page Six of Ms. Dunst pursuing the actor Emile Hirsch and Drew Barrymore’s ex Justin Long, her friends say she has not done either. And depending on whom you ask, she and Mr. Creed still may or may not be together. Most describe Ms. Dunst as shy and heavily guarded. Some said that she can be a party girl when no one is watching. “She doesn’t really stand out at Beatrice,” said one regular. “When Lindsay [Lohan] used to come into Bungalow 8, it was like Elizabeth Taylor was there or something, but Kirsten pretty much blends in.”
Blending in is perhaps the point. After all, Ms. Dunst’s move to New York came in the wake of her time in rehab, a period that the gossip blogs attributed to her breakup with Razorlight frontman Johnny Borrell. “It seemed like she went through a rough patch of maybe drinking more than she should, but I’m not one to talk,” said party photographer Patrick McMullan, who’s been photographing Ms. Dunst for years. “She really seems to be embracing New York.”
And the 22-year-old model, who said that she and Ms. Dunst have had talks about the “rough stuff,” agreed. “I think she’s found a level of her own in New York,” she said". Source: www.observer.com
Mark Ruffalo and Adrien Brody play the titular con artists who try to swindle goofy heiress Rachel Weisz out of her money, using silent demolition expert Rinko Kikuchi and a whole lotta wit and funny. All of it goes down October 24th.
"A helpful friend at Fox (It's a Sony picture) sent me the actual "playlist" of tunes for the no-date-night-gone-right romance Nick & Nora's Infinite Playlist starring Michael Cera and Kat Dennings. I've said that the trailer has a High Fidelity/Say Anything/Elizabethtown vibe, a "let the music make you fall in love" thing. Here are the tunes turning up on the soundtrack.
1. Chris Bell "Speed Of Sound" 2. Devendra Banhart "Lover" 3. Bishop Allen "Middle Management" 4. Vampire Weekend "Ottoman" 5. The Dead 60s "Riot Radio" 6. Takka Takka "Fever" 7. The Submarines "Xavia" 8. We Are Scientists "After Hours" 9. Band Of Horses "Our Swords" 10. Army Navy "Silvery Sleds" 11. Richard Hawley "Baby You're My Light" 12. Shout Out Louds "Very Loud" 13. Paul Tiernan "How To Say Goodbye" 14. The Real Tuesday Weld "Last Words"
Jake on the set of "Prince of Persia".Michael Cera in "Life after the show" - Clark & Michael.Ellen Page at the TIFF - Fox Searchlight Party.Zooey Deschanel. Alison Lohman.Marilyn Monroe.
This is not a poem of mine, it belongs to writer Fernando Sampietro and is inspired by Marilyn Monroe: "To all the clochards of the world and also for those who believe they know more than I do. In the future there will be no more private property! I see Marilyn Monroe, she is on sale, she is on a poster, I buy it without thinking twice about it.
One night I dreamt that she and I were sitting on the sand on a calm beach by the calm sea, illuminated by artificial light, in a bright blue swimsuit she smiled.
When I awake Marilyn is no longer in the bed, nor in the house, I look through the window, Marilyn Monroe is outside, I run out to see her. How fun it is when we throw the bathing suits onto the ground and go in to swim naked! To embrace and kiss the naked Marilyn Monroe in the water is something unimaginable. While we dry ourselves in the sun lying on the sands I recite two poems to her: "Sensation" by Arthur Rimbaud and "Like a Rolling Stone" by Bob Dylan, she smiles again.
Our house is white, we built it some time ago, it's by the sea, our house is all alone out there in the middle, we also built a pier because we built a sailboat that is fast when it's windy. We are in the sailboat, the departure is slow until water starts to spray us, we compete with no one when it's windy, and when it's not we spend the time drinking champagne and also jumping into the water to swim, in the cold water now I swim underneath without touching her, when I come out she laughs, it also makes me laugh what I did without realizing, in the sailboat we sunbathe more intensely due to the reflection of the sun on the water, we become more natural, we cannot see the shore, a shark passes close by, we open the seventh bottle, we want to drink till we die, we want to drink till we die and we are already drunk, the return is rapid, the arrival slow, now we see the decoration of our white house that we've never decorated, we only have one painting, a painting by Picasso from the 'doves' series, this painting soothes us.
We met Pablo Picasso, "when painting one must get sparks out of ice" this was his painting, this is his painting, this will be his painting. We also met Duchamp, his name was Marcel, he was called Marcel Duchamp, he died on October the second nineteen sixty eight, he died in his sleep, he had worked that day. To understand all Marcel Duchamp's work one must have thought beforehand in the air.
Marilyn Monroe and I, she is a woman, I am a man, Marilyn Monroe and I. The air is pure when it is totally pure, we breathe pure air, sometimes we smoke a cigar. When we play pool we have more fun than when we don't play pool, that's why we play pool.
Surviving is what's important, surviving to be able to live in this chaotic world, we change our ideology, What does it matter if you're an anarchist? What does it matter if you're a communist? What does it matter if you're a fascist? What does it matter if you're a nihilist?, that's our ideology, to adapt to reality, to adapt to the surroundings as chameleons do.
To think in the air, to think in the air. What is the air? the air is strange. The desert is hot, the Rolling Stones are playing, we begin to suck ice, we cannot see them, we can only hear them, Marilyn Monroe climbs up naked onto my shoulders, like that she can see them, she claps and quickly climbs down from my shoulder, when we kiss it's as if we were still sucking ice, in the desert in the daytime in the sun it was cooler.
To be a good anarchist is a great responsibility. One strange day we arrived, Marilyn Monroe and I, like the birds that fly south in winter to a meeting of anarchists. I didn't know that anarchists met on strange days.We talked about the mess the world is in, we left at dawn. The following year we didn't return, neither the year after, we never went back.
Tobacco kills us if we smoke more than we can take, we like tobacco. Mankind has created itself, we understand what we understand because we created it, what we don't understand we know that we won't understand and that future generations will understand it.
We don't know why we were in a magnificent international meeting of communists, we felt as if we were international anti-communists, we who at that time were international communists, that's what always happens to us when this happens to us.
We don't know why we were in a magnificent international meeting of fascists, we felt as if we were international anti-fascists, we who at that time were international fascists, that's what always happens to us when this happens to us.
One of the greatest pyramids in Chichen Itza and in the whole world is the observatory pyramid, going up the narrow staircase behind her, I couldn't resist the temptation of sliding my hand between her legs, she didn't stop, we reached the top as if we hadn't gone up, the landscape is dull, the sky covers everything, there are no stars to be seen, time went by without our realizing until the sky was covered with stars, the moon appeared and we returned quickly by motorcycle.
We don't really know how we got to a meeting, a meeting of nihilists, only the couple of us were there, and at that moment we realized we were nihilists.
We didn't go to Moscow, neither did we go to Peking, we will go when we win more money by gambling. Mankind has created itself, therefore we create ourselves, we've created our past and also our present, we will also create our future.
Santa Claus doesn't exist, but to some children he brings toy guns with which they afterwards go Bang! Bang! Some boys and girls are told by their parents to not tell lies and are made to believe in Santa Claus. To some good girls, Santa Claus brings what they ask for, they generally ask for toys and sometimes dolls.
Without wanting to we arrived at a meeting of pacifists, first we told them that what was important was to take an almost non-existent decision: "Peace for all men, and also for all women." Then we didn't say anything and they didn't talk either, we arrived as we left, we left as we had arrived, thinking about peace, wishing only for peace, though this means war with ourselves.
We began to study mathematics, by not applying them we ended up writing poems on papers that we will make into airplanes and throw from the top of the house. Yesterday our psychoanalyst arrived, he asked us how little airplanes were made, we told him we didn't know and he never came back.
Marilyn went to a meeting of feminist women, to tell them that meetings are useless to liberate women, that they should stop having meetings, because each woman is able to liberate herself without the help of others, and so liberated them from having meetings.
San Cristobal Las Casas, is another place in Mexico where they keep up native traditions while drinking Coca-Cola. We went up a hill near this folkloric town, only the wind in the trees could be heard, we got there because we must always be somewhere, we don't infringe on the landscape, one can be here, we forgot the others, we remembered the Martians that don't exist, without our realizing a couple of natives go by, he is carrying a machete, she doesn't see us, when we went down the hill we didn't remember that we had seen them from up close, we didn't remember until we remembered them.
The best thing about Montreal is walking without an umbrella in the pouring rain and eating Greek yogurt in a Greek restaurant. Up to now Russian Migs are still flying over Cuba, we also saw jets of commercial airlines. Fidel Castro is a Castrist. The Migs flew over the peaceful beach, to sunbathe without knowing the Migs are going to pass is . . . but it's more attractive to sunbathe knowing the Migs will pass.
To walk along the Havana sea wall is as interesting as walking along the one in Veracruz, it's said that danger is everywhere. The weather in Las Vegas is also hot, but inside the casinos it isn't hot, we win money no sweat. We travel by Concord from Mexico City to Paris from Paris to Mexico City merely to say we traveled by Concord.
On Wednesdays we study French, to learn French one must know how to learn, know how to learn French. We only have a motorcycle and it has no speed gauge, we know we are going fast when the noise is behind us or when we forget everything. All our friends take us up to reality, all the cops bring us down to reality.
We saw man land on the moon on the television, it wasn't a repetition, we saw the first step, then we saw him jump, it made us laugh a lot, it was a great achievement. We like marihuana, we don't know why it's illegal to smoke it, we would like to be accepted as the couple that laughs about nothing from time to time. We already know who painted the animals of the Altamira Caves, someone who had nothing better to do.
Andy Warhol came to our house one Sunday, he brought along his Polaroid camera, he took a few pictures of us, we served him a whisky without ice but cold, as he knows he likes, we drank purified water, we brought out the papers where we had written the poems, he kept one or we gave it to him, he wanted to make an airplane and we told him how, he is going to launch it from the top of the Empire State Building, he told us that he won't forget us, we had a lot of fun with his newly taken photos, he left without saying good-bye.
Mankind has created itself, and obviously also all that surrounds it, from all the visible to all the invisible. [...] Don Quixote was crazy at the beginning of the book, he ended up saner than the sane Sancho Panza at the end of the book, this book is good. At the end of the long inside staircase one level below the base of the pyramid of the Temple of Inscriptions, this is in Palenque, there is the most spectacular burial crypt in pre-Hispanic America in colors, outside the pyramid we ate some mushrooms, we felt like angels, we felt we were flying, a man was sweeping the steps of the pyramid when we were leaving and we had gone.
We went to the Aztec Stadium, there is nobody now, this is a Monday, it's in the morning, we don't feel alone, the people are outside, we forget the people, we each sit in a cold seat, I ask without wanting: "Do you like it?," she gives me a kiss.
It is not necessary to keep traditions because traditions keep themselves as happens with everything. Life is uncertain. You don't get any further because you run a lot.
We leave the house, walk in the woods, we wander along but in a straight line, we don't know if we are going to remember the way back home, we walk for kilometers and kilometers before reaching a group of apple trees, we quickly ate the closest apple there was, so I said up in the air: "What fun this is," before trying to kiss each other, afterwards we didn't try either, but did so as if we were floating our lips met momentarily, until she asked me: "How do you feel?" I didn't tell her: "I feel very happy," but said to her: "Like a rolling stone," I immediately asked: "How do you feel?" she didn't say: "I'm so glad," but said: "Like a rolling stone," we kissed again and we also embraced, I don't know what she thought but she clearly said: "Make love with me," I didn't know what to think, I saw she was more beautiful that usual, for an instant I thought she was a virgin and she believed I was a saint, this instead of separating us brought us closer together, I saw she was hallucinating, I was also hallucinating, while hallucinating one can think, drunk one can think too, we weren't drunk and we're not used to being drunk when we aren't drunk, if anything tipsy or better said as I already said floating, our senses raced, I hadn't noticed, we were naked again, a butterfly perched on my left shoulder, this makes us smile, the butterfly leaves, this also makes us smile, we are making love, it seems as if the world has stopped, we believe it stopped, that day we returned happy both of us on a night of full moon. C'est la vie.
[...] What are our lives like? We go down the stairs downwards and go up the stairs upwards. To wonder what would happen if some day we were Marilyn Monroe and I alone in the world, is the same as wondering what would happen if one day we were Marilyn Monroe and I alone in the world.
When our life-force is finished we must improvise something, we decide to play with pea-shooters with straws and candies. What a fright when she hit me in the eye! My anger was not small neither was it large, on the contrary, my joy wasn't small, neither was it big, in very few words I was almost one-eyed, she tries to caress me, but I tell her not to, it's still nighttime when we realize that it's daytime, she puts on the record of "Carmina Burana" by Karl Orff to forget the incident, this music distracts us, suddenly we don't remember what we must forget, we remember again, just before the music finishes we forget the incident forever.
We have few good records and we don't have any bad ones, we don't have bad records and we have a few good ones. We were lent a small airplane, we couldn't think of anything better than flying under the Monument to the Revolution.
We are still that type of people that when we hear the sound of an airplane we look up to see it.The film Marilyn likes the most is undoubtedly "The Misfits", she told me.
"Last Tango in Paris," Marilyn also saw, I also saw it, it's an exceptional film.
If we look at each other naked, naked before a mirror the two of us together, we can't laugh. We are used to reading newspapers, the red criminal section of yellow tabloids makes us black with anger.
Christopher Columbus discovered America, Hernan Cortes conquered Mexico, Hidalgo made Mexico independent, I was born in Mexico. Mexico is in America, America is on Earth and Earth is in the Solar System and in the Universe, and the Universe is unknown; if it has a limit, we don't know where it is. There are dictators who haven't killed anyone in all their live but in whose name many people have died.
Salvador Dali doesn't want to be in this book, but we want him to be here. We are still that type of people who when we hear the sound of an airplane, we look up to see it. We don't have pets, we have a little elephant as free as ourselves, we bought it a she-elephant. Water is H2O, when we look at the sea we don't think about that. Fire has light, I don't know why.
Karl Marx was a Marxist, Lenin studied Marx, Mao was a Chinese, Che Guevara lived. It's strange that Marilyn was also a little girl, it's strange that I was also a little boy. Jesus Christ became famous. Miracles don't exist, that's why they surprise us and some people believe in what doesn't exist.
Atom bombs exist, we would also like to die from an atom bomb raid, atom bombs exist.
An idea moves us: we don't know what we're looking for. We want to go to Mars, the Soviet Union and the United States send us to Venus, this planet is all right but it is very hot, enthused we break contact with Earth and go to Mars, we arrived during the day, in Martian daytime, we are the first to step on Mars, the only thing we knew how to do was to make love in another gravity and jump like crazy and see new landscapes, we didn't bring anything back, we didn't leave anything on that uninhabitable planet for he or she who wishes to experience strong emotions, we return to Earth, we fall into the cold snow of the North Pole, we knew we were expected. We confirm what we knew: Martians don't exist.
This had to end like this, it's a good ending, this doesn't end like this, but it doesn't matter.
We don't know if we went or we dreamt it, we reached a planet in another galaxy, inhabited by alien beings, alien beings similar to those on Earth, they have created themselves like mankind has, because they are mankind, we are their past, they don't know our planet, they are our future, on this planet there is no private property neither are there flies, they died of natural death, here cars fly and there are bicycles, there is no pollution, it seems they only know how to make it disappear, or better said not appear, animals are free, all the inhabitants of this planet are free, there is free love, there are no politicians, there is ideology, there are no governments, there is peace, there are no sicknesses, there is death, there are no religions, neither is there the word of God, God doesn't exist here either, in fact there is almost everything that exists on our planet, in fact there isn't all the garbage that exists on our planet, it's all a question of imagining the future of mankind.
It is then I think, we are all here, in this open-air restaurant in this world in another galaxy, eating and drinking to preserve our precious existence, and there is nothing, no reason to exist, I felt like screaming: "Let it start raining," and it began to rain, the rain wets us, they had never been wet by rain, a long moment of joy, a couple approaches, he says simply: "This planet is sad because there are no crazy men," and she says: "Neither are there crazy women," I answer calmly: "On our planet there are crazy men and women, and they are locked up though they don't do any harm," then Marilyn says: "And it's also sad," she looks at us surprised, he remains staring a moment with his eyebrows raised, then we tell him in chorus before leaving: "that's why we're here," the rain has stopped, the future is uncertain visiting other worlds in other galaxies.
She bursts out laughing. That laugh sounds strange in the dark room. We remain silent for a moment. Night has fallen, I barely make out the pale mark of her face. Her black dress blends in with the shadow which invades the room. I take the cup where there is still a little tea and bring it to my lips. The tea is cold.
I feel like smoking, but daren't. I have the painful impression that we don't have anything to say to each other. Still the day before yesterday I could think of so many questions: where she had been, what she had done, whom she had met.
It interested me only to the extent in which Marilyn had given herself with all her soul. I was no longer curious: all the countries and all the cities where she had been and all the men who have courted her and whom maybe she has loved, don't matter, deep down all that is indifferent to her: sparkles of sun on the surface of a dark and cold sea. She is before me, I can't recall when we last met and now we don't have anything to say to each other. For the first time I feel lonely and Marilyn is lonely like me and there is no solution because there is no problem."
"Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal have taken their romance overseas: The couple were spotted stepping out together in Morocco over the weekend.
On Saturday, the pair strolled hand-in-hand, checking out bazaar stalls before stepping into the shade for lunch in Marrakech, according to French Web site purepeople.com. On Sunday, the couple reportedly stayed back in their suites at the fabled 5-star Amanjena Hotel, a spring fed luxury oasis resort with a view of the Atlas Mountains.
Witherspoon's visit to Morocco, where a seriously buffed out Gyllenhaal is filming Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time, comes less than a month after the couple spent an extended Bastille Day holiday in Paris". Source: www.people.com
"Snotty, condescending Katherine Heigl should be happy, being that not only was she left off the nominations list, but that her show "Grey's Anatomy" wasn't nominated for a Best Drama award. However, everybody's favorite nonsense show "Lost" certainly was, along with the ridiculously overrated "Boston Legal." Also on the list are "Dexter," "House," "Damages" and "Mad Men," which received a whopping 16 nominations. The last two are the very first cable series' nominated for Best Drama.The Comedy Series Emmy is bound to be a tough one, with NBC's two funniest shows ("The Office" and "30 Rock") going head to head for the award, which "Entourage" and "Curb Your Enthusiasm" are up for as well. 
Best Actress in a Comedy should either go to Mary-Louise Parker for the highly potent "Weeds" or "30 Rock"'s Tina Fey, comedy's reigning queen. Props to Julia Louis-Dreyfus for a nomination, but her time for awards passed with "Seinfeld." In a first for the decades-old it's-good-it's-bad-it's-good-again "Saturday Night Live," someone has been nominated as Best Supporting Actress in a Comedy - and that somebody is blonde firecracker Amy Poehler. Poehler's husband, funnyman Will Arnett was also nominated for an award - Best Guest Actor in a Comedy series. 
He joins Rip Torn, Steve Buscemi and Tim Conway (all for "30 Rock") on the list, as well as Shelley Berman of "Curb Your Enthusiasm."
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