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Thursday, April 09, 2009

The Mysteries of Pittsburgh


"Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard make it a movie night, checking out an advanced screening of his latest film, The Mysteries of Pittsburgh, Tuesday at the Landmark Sunshine Cinema in New York. The drama, which also stars Sienna Miller (not pictured), will open Friday". Source: www.people.com

Happy Easter Holidays!


"Gallery 1988 in Los Angeles, California is holding the Crazy 4 Cult exhibit, a showcase of 50 artists’ artwork based on cult movies like The Big Lebowski, Highlander, Donnie Darko and others. The show runs until August 10.This one above is Scott Schiedly’s "The Prophecy of Frank" based on the movie Donnie Darko".
Source: www.neatorama.com

Horniness in "Nailed"


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"Biel would play Sammy Joyce, a socially awkward small-town receptionist who has a nail accidentally shot into her head by a clumsy workman, eliciting wild sexual urges.” I’ve seen this movie before, usually on Showtime, late at night. It was good, but for some reason none of the women ever wore tops.

Lest you think this is just your run-of-the-mill softcore porno written by a former Vice President’s daughter, they’ve mixed in some political mumbo jumbo. Apparently Joyce takes her super-horniness to Washington in order to fight for the rights of the bizarrely injured. There, she meets an immoral congressman played by Gyllenhaal and screws him, and then uses her screwing him to benefit her crusade and start a career in politics. It was either that or porn. Politics was probably the better choice, though the difference between the two is rather minimal.

Side note: Jake Gyllenhaal is now officially the luckiest dude on the planet. I would literally be willing to sleep with Heath Ledger if it meant being able to play his role in this movie. Perhaps that was his plan all along.

I also want to go on record as saying that this will be the best movie of the year, whichever year it ends up getting released in. It’s also fairly realistic. Just imagine all the good Jessica Biel could accomplish in the world if she ever actually unleashed her out of control libido.
Her hotness has already fooled the world into thinking she’s a great actor, she should take it a step further and go into politics. Why not negotiate Osama’s surrender or use it to reduce the national debt? Success is inevitable. She’s irresistible".
Source: www.cinemablend.com

Woodstock vibes

"Emile Hirsch, who plays skateboarder Jay Adams in the movie, gets ready to demonstrate one of his key moves. "Mike!" he yells to co-star Michael Angarano as he attempts to slide his skateboard across a narrow metal rail and then land with his feet on the board. "This is what I spent years working on."

"Or not," Hirsch concludes as he botches the landing.

The ultra-relaxed on-set vibe helped.

"Heath doesn't hide out in his dressing room," Alva says. "He built a camouflage tent, we had easy chairs, bongos, acoustic guitars, all the cutest chicks on the set."

Hirsch adds with an appreciative laugh: "It was like Woodstock."

The guys had skate doubles and play down any skating-related injuries, but the most serious one befell director Catherine Hardwicke, who fell and fractured the orbital bone in her face. "And I pulled my back during training. It got inflamed," Hirsch says.

Ledger adds with a grin, "And I broke a nail."
Source: www.usatoday.com

Leaving Giorgio Baldi Restaurant

Jake and Reese leaving Giorgio Baldi Restaurant in Santa Monica, where they met Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin, on 7th April, 2009. Pictures courtesy of Iheartjakemedia.com.
Take care of your maneuvres inside the car, Reese, that dress is quite short and we wouldn't want to see another case of underwear flashing, like Britney, Paris or Lohan crotch shots!

Wednesday, April 08, 2009

Pattinson and other smoking hotties

Robert Pattinson smoking.Robert Pattinson smoking on "New Moon" set.Robert Pattinson in "Dossier Magazine".
Robert Pattinson in "Rolling Stone" magazine.
Jake Gyllenhaal as Pilot in "Highway" (2002).
Emile Hirsch smoking in "Alpha Dog" (2006).Shia Labeouf smoking in "Eagle Eye" (2008).Joaquin Phoenix smoking.Brad Pitt smoking.

In Beverly Hills, leaving medical center

Jake in his grey hoodie, with black derby hat and trainers, leaving a medical center in Beverly Hills, on 7th April, 2009. Pictures courtesy of Iheartjakemedia.com