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Thursday, March 19, 2009

Talking about sex and kids

Jake with Tobey Maguire who is holding his daughter Ruby Sweetheart. Maybe did Tobey's nighttime affect his routine? Jake can learn from Tobey in daddy issues.

"Dr. Leah Klungness and Rachel Sarah: When you picked up the most recent issue of Elle -- in which Reese Witherspoon chats happily about her new love, Jake Gyllenhaal -- did you wonder what we did?

Are they having sex when her kids are in the next room?

It's a logical question. After all, following her 2005 divorce from Ryan Phillippe, Reese became a single mom of two kids -- Ava, 8, and Deacon, 4.

Sure, if asked, Reese might be publicly say, "There is no sex unless the kids are with Dad." She might also have plenty of privacy in her palatial digs.

But we're all grown-ups here, right? We all know what happens behind closed doors after the kids are asleep.

Why should Reese and Jake be different than other couples in love?

Jake with Reese and her daughter Ava on 14th July, 2008,  at the Bastille Day in Paris.

Happily, things are different now. Jake is an important, fulfilling part of your life. Likely, both of your kids adore him. You're in love and we're thrilled for you.

When kids sense change -- especially after they've experienced "bad change" such as a parents' divorce, their natural curiosity intensifies. This is why we are going to give you the same advice that we offer other single moms who are having sex when their kids are home". 
Source: www.momlogic.com

Flirty gazes

Jake is a master of looking flirteous at his partenaires and girlfriends: see below with Kirsten Dunst, Chloe Sevigny, Selma Blair, Gwyneth Paltrow and Reese Witherspoon.


More accomplice couples:
Michelle Williams and Heath Ledger.Julie Delpy and Ethan Hawke.
Diane Kruger and Joshua Jackson.
Michael Cera and Kat Dennings.Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson.Claudia Schiffer and Joseph Gordon-Levitt.Jena Malone and Emile Hirsch.

Killshot (2008) video


Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Jake, an eco-conscious celebrity

II. "Earth Day in Hollywood" 2009:


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Source: news.prnewswire.com

Pics of people who make me feel good

Beside of your warm company, dear Weirdos, whose appreciation I cherish immensely, there are some persons in my life whom I want to dedicate this post. Thank you for supporting me through thin and thick!

This is not a personal picture of Penny Lane, our wonderful Guest Star in Weirdland, but a gift she so generously sent me a few days ago: the hardcover book edition of "Edie: An American Biography", thank you a lot, Penny Lane!

Vanessa and me making a calimotxo brindis.Between my friends Vanessa and Adelaida.My friend Vanessa is a pussycat doll. Her name is spelled with double "s" but someone wrote it only with one "s" (behind her, on the wall!) She got riled up!My friend Adelaida sporting a Halloween wig.
Me with my friend and school partner Yoli.With my friend Yolanda at my grandmother's house.
My husband, my father and me at my cousin's wedding.
My brother with me at my wedding day.José Luis and me: the lovebirds.José Luis posing as Lou Reed in "New York" album.José Luis in Tarragona.
This pic should belong to Myspace's naughty snaps, but some of my friends insisted on posting it here.

Reese leaving a skin clinic

"Reese Witherspoon is known for toting the most understated, yet pricey bags ever. From her Lanvins to this new black woven Bottega Veneta hobo, Witherspoon is never calling attention to herself by way of handbag. And I must say that’s pretty refreshing. Of course, when you have a good lookin’ boy like Jake Gyllenhaal on her arm, it’s a little tough to wear anything that might upstage him".
Source: www.dollartreeus.wordpress.com

"Fresh from her European promo tour, Monster vs. Aliens star Reese Witherspoon was spotted leaving a skin clinic this afternoon (March 17) in Brentwood, CA.


Could the 32-year-old actress be in the process of prettying herself ahead of a wedding to beau Jake Gyllenhaal? So says Star magazine!

Reese was apparently wearing a new engagement ring when she showed up for an Avon commercial shoot at Sony Studios in Culver City, CA."
Source: www.fadedyouthblog.com

The ring rumour

"Reese was apparently wearing a new engagement ring when she showed up for an Avon commercial shoot at Sony Studios in Culver City, Calif., Star says. We'd only be guessing if we thought Jake was the one that gave it to her.

"It was gorgeous, and everyone noticed it right away," a supposed witness says. "But she took it off as soon as she saw people staring. Reese stuffed it in her bag and didn't put it on again the rest of the day."

Now we know this can't be true, because there's not a woman alive who wouldn't be flashing a rock the size a Hollywood salary buys".
Source: blogs.tampbay.com
"Reese Witherspoon has revealed she would love to be invisible.

The Hollywood actress voices a character in new 3D animation film Monster Vs Aliens and said she’d like to try being invisible if she was a superhero.

She said: “It would be nice to have just every superpower, why do I have to choose just one?! I would probably choose invisibility, it would be nice to escape out of certain situations and of course spy on people.”

Reese, 32, added that she would use her powers for a bit of good and a bit of evil".
Source: www.google.com/hostednews