"Joyless harridan Reese Witherspoon and her Bubble Boy beau Jake Gyllenhaal are getting a headstart on the Zack and Miri Make a Porno hype by doing their own version: Reese and Jake Go to the Dildo Store. These two paragons of chastity allegedly visited a sex shop while recently in London. Star mag lets us in on it:
Just 24 hours after Reese Witherspoon arrived in London to visit Jake Gyllenhaal, she coaxed him into a sex toys and underwear emporium for a private strip show.
While shopping in a Myla boutique on the West End, Reese beckoned her beau into the changing rooms, where she surprised him with a private strip show. [...]
"Clearly, that purple set did it for him", clerk Vanessa Brown tells Star. "Reese has a really fit body. She looks fantastic. She's petite... but I'm not telling her bra size!"
On the way out of the store, the lovebirds stopped, giggling at a display of sex toys". Source: www.celebnewswire.com
I'm not telling her bra size? I think it shouldn't be too hard to guess for an experienced lingerie boutique clerk, and moreso if Reese was just in front of her... and Jake, a parangon of chastity, since when? and why are some bloggers doing such mockering of this couple?, I didn't know that you had to be into sado-maso to be hip now!
Every movie Joseph Gordon-Levitt appears in marks a significant step in his growth as an actor. His new lead in the metaphysical drama UNCERTAINTY is no exception. He sat down to talk with us about this new high watermark in his career.
A musical video featuring images of "wild" young actors: Jake Gyllenhaal, Emile Hirsch, Ryan Gosling, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Michael Cera, Ben Foster, Patrick Fugit, Christian Bale, Edward Norton, James MacAvoy, Anton Yelchin, Topher Grace, Shia Labeouf, etc. Songs "Real wild child" and "Lust for life" by Iggy Pop.
Seeing Jennifer Aniston and Kirsten together I wondered briefly whom Jake really had more chemistry, and I say briefly because although Jake and Kirsten were actually an official couple: it's undeniable how much comfortable Jake has always seemed to be in company of Jen: And with Selma Blair, these recent additions to the Iheartjake gallery prove there is also sparks between them, don't you think? If not, read this old interview in which both half-joke, half-flirt each other:
Selma: I'm going to sound like a drip, but I really do like to shop. I shop it up. Believe it or not, Karl Lagerfeld took the photos for this piece. He came to my house to shoot me, and my mother couldn't believe it. I told her yesterday that he had come a couple of weeks ago and she said, "You're telling me this now?" He was so dignified. And elegant. I just want him to like me.
Jake: [laughs] I'm sure he does. You know, the nice thing about you is you aim to please--which is why I'm so endeared by you.
Selma: Aww.
Jake: And because you tell me you want to have sex with me all the time. [both laugh]
Jake: Not like that. No, no. You say it in a much more loving way.
Selma: I don't really say it like that! Source: findarticles.com Jake between Bridget Monaghan and Selma Blair.
"Before working with Ellen Pompeo in 2002's Moonlight Mile, Jake Gyllenhaal hit on her. "He wasn't Jake Gyllenhaal then," she told Playboy. "I didn't know what else to say, because he'd come over with these compliments and he's much younger than I am. I just said, 'Well maybe we'll work together someday'." Source: www.people.com Jake & Ellen at "Moonlight Mile" Benefit Screening, 2004. Jake & supermodel Daria Werbowy for Vogue, July 2004.
"If Rob Pattinson grabs a gig on SNL, can he beat Jake, Natalie or Ellen?
What would happen if Robert Pattinson were ever invited to do a gig at Saturday Night Live? There's currently a petition doing the rounds of sites [ Reported to have been initiated by TwilightMOMs. Also see related post at Twilighters Anonymous ] that asks viewers to sign in support of asking NBC for a Rob appearance. Do you think he can deliver? Is Rob in possession of enough 'funny bones' to come up with a witty, humorous, even wacky script that could rival the show where they put Jake Gyllenhaal and Ellen Page on the stage?
Jake Gyllenhaal: Of Brokeback Mountain, Drag Queens and Dreamgirls - It was Season 32 when Jake Gyllenhaal appeared on Saturday Night Live. Riding on the wave of critical success following the release of Brokeback Mountain, Jake gave us one of the most impressive SNL appearances ever. While tMF is not keen on discussing the personal lives of its favorite actors, we do need to mention that it was about this time that the gossip sheets were speculating heavily about Jake's sexuality. Instead of doing something nasty, he used his SNL appearance to send a message. That made me admire Jake even more.
Here's an online publication that highlighted the point:
This is exactly why the actor chose to open 'Saturday Night Live' with the most brilliant monologue ever, plus the best spoof of a popular song that was ever aired on television. The hunky actor begins by saying that he wants to hear no more of those 'Brokeback Mountain' rumors, but ends up in a dress, a black wig and singing, for his gay cowboy fans, 'And I Am Telling You (I'm Not Going)', Jennifer Hudson's piece de resistance from 'Dreamgirls'.
Ellen Page: Juno and Teen Pregnancy, Anatomy of a Classy Lesbian - Canadian sensation Ellen Page also performed quite amazingly in an episode of Saturday Night Live. Page's appearance was also right after a very successful movie and role, as in Jake's case. Juno star Ellen Page made fun of the recent speculation that she’s a lesbian during her closing skit on yesterday’s Saturday Night Live. The 21-year-old actress played a character that “so went gay” at a Melissa Etheridge/Indigo Girls concert. Andy Samberg played her pseudo-boyfriend, who told Page, “You are like a primo lesbian now.” Rolling on the floor and holding her legs up, Page’s character shot back, screaming, “Gay, no way! …Why does everything have to have a freaking label?? Why can’t I just hug a woman with my LEGS in friendship???” Source: themovie-fanatic.com
A video featuring Hollywood hotties and some pictures of romantic movies, as "Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist", "Say Anything", "Juno", "The Virgin Suicides", etc. Song "Baby Baby" by The Vibrators.
"Naomi Foner has filed for divorce from Stephen Gyllenhaal, Access Hollywood has learned. [...] Both are Hollywood mainstays themselves - Foner is a Golden Globe-winning screenwriter and Gyllenhaal is a director whose credits include episodes of "The Shield" and "Everwood." They have been married 30 years, but have been separated since January 1, 2008".Source: www.omg.yahoo.com
More celebrity divorces:"Sources have revealed exclusively to Holy Moly that Madonna has hired Britain's toughest divorce lawyer, Nicholas Mostyn QC, to kick start divorce proceedings against her husband of eight years, Guy Ritchie.
Mostyn will no doubt strike fear into the heart of Guy – he is the man who sorted out Heather Mills, trounced Earl Spencer and almost destroyed Ray Parlour in his previous high profile divorce cases.
Suggestions made seem to indicate that, surprisingly, Madonna and Guy do NOT have a pre-nup in place, leaving Guy in line to walk away with up to half of Madge's fortune (according to Forbes she earned $72m last year alone). Source: www.holymoly.co.uk
Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillipe splitted up and divorced after 4 years of marriage. Drew Barrymore divorced Tom Green after only 5 months. "Avril Lavigne and husband Deryck Whibley are on a fast track to divorce, according to a new report. The couple's two year marriage is said to have crumbled after Avril embarked on a world tour that has kept her thousands of miles apart from her rocker hubby. A source tells the National Enquirer that the pair "have been growing apart for months", adding, "Deryck isn't motivated in his own career, so he's been drinking and partying."
"Joyless harridan Reese Witherspoon and her Bubble Boy beau Jake Gyllenhaal are getting a headstart on the Zack and Miri Make a Porno hype by doing their own version: Reese and Jake Go to the Dildo Store. These two paragons of chastity allegedly visited a sex shop while recently in London. Star mag lets us in on it:
