"If Rob Pattinson grabs a gig on SNL, can he beat Jake, Natalie or Ellen?
What would happen if Robert Pattinson were ever invited to do a gig at Saturday Night Live? There's currently a petition doing the rounds of sites [ Reported to have been initiated by TwilightMOMs. Also see related post at Twilighters Anonymous ] that asks viewers to sign in support of asking NBC for a Rob appearance. Do you think he can deliver? Is Rob in possession of enough 'funny bones' to come up with a witty, humorous, even wacky script that could rival the show where they put Jake Gyllenhaal and Ellen Page on the stage?
Jake Gyllenhaal: Of Brokeback Mountain, Drag Queens and Dreamgirls - It was Season 32 when Jake Gyllenhaal appeared on Saturday Night Live. Riding on the wave of critical success following the release of Brokeback Mountain, Jake gave us one of the most impressive SNL appearances ever. While tMF is not keen on discussing the personal lives of its favorite actors, we do need to mention that it was about this time that the gossip sheets were speculating heavily about Jake's sexuality. Instead of doing something nasty, he used his SNL appearance to send a message. That made me admire Jake even more.
Here's an online publication that highlighted the point:
This is exactly why the actor chose to open 'Saturday Night Live' with the most brilliant monologue ever, plus the best spoof of a popular song that was ever aired on television. The hunky actor begins by saying that he wants to hear no more of those 'Brokeback Mountain' rumors, but ends up in a dress, a black wig and singing, for his gay cowboy fans, 'And I Am Telling You (I'm Not Going)', Jennifer Hudson's piece de resistance from 'Dreamgirls'.
Ellen Page: Juno and Teen Pregnancy, Anatomy of a Classy Lesbian - Canadian sensation Ellen Page also performed quite amazingly in an episode of Saturday Night Live. Page's appearance was also right after a very successful movie and role, as in Jake's case. Juno star Ellen Page made fun of the recent speculation that she’s a lesbian during her closing skit on yesterday’s Saturday Night Live. The 21-year-old actress played a character that “so went gay” at a Melissa Etheridge/Indigo Girls concert. Andy Samberg played her pseudo-boyfriend, who told Page, “You are like a primo lesbian now.” Rolling on the floor and holding her legs up, Page’s character shot back, screaming, “Gay, no way! …Why does everything have to have a freaking label?? Why can’t I just hug a woman with my LEGS in friendship???” Source: themovie-fanatic.com
A video featuring Hollywood hotties and some pictures of romantic movies, as "Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist", "Say Anything", "Juno", "The Virgin Suicides", etc. Song "Baby Baby" by The Vibrators.
"Naomi Foner has filed for divorce from Stephen Gyllenhaal, Access Hollywood has learned. [...] Both are Hollywood mainstays themselves - Foner is a Golden Globe-winning screenwriter and Gyllenhaal is a director whose credits include episodes of "The Shield" and "Everwood." They have been married 30 years, but have been separated since January 1, 2008".Source: www.omg.yahoo.com
More celebrity divorces:"Sources have revealed exclusively to Holy Moly that Madonna has hired Britain's toughest divorce lawyer, Nicholas Mostyn QC, to kick start divorce proceedings against her husband of eight years, Guy Ritchie.
Mostyn will no doubt strike fear into the heart of Guy – he is the man who sorted out Heather Mills, trounced Earl Spencer and almost destroyed Ray Parlour in his previous high profile divorce cases.
Suggestions made seem to indicate that, surprisingly, Madonna and Guy do NOT have a pre-nup in place, leaving Guy in line to walk away with up to half of Madge's fortune (according to Forbes she earned $72m last year alone). Source: www.holymoly.co.uk
Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillipe splitted up and divorced after 4 years of marriage. Drew Barrymore divorced Tom Green after only 5 months. "Avril Lavigne and husband Deryck Whibley are on a fast track to divorce, according to a new report. The couple's two year marriage is said to have crumbled after Avril embarked on a world tour that has kept her thousands of miles apart from her rocker hubby. A source tells the National Enquirer that the pair "have been growing apart for months", adding, "Deryck isn't motivated in his own career, so he's been drinking and partying."
"Maggie Gyllenhaal met up with Alfre Woodard and Rachael Leigh Cook on Long Island Wednesday night to watch the final presidential debate. Maggie kept her spirits high with other activist women despite the confirmation of some sad personal news. Jake and Maggie's parents officially filed for divorce after over 30 years of marriage. It's always sad to see families go through this, but both Maggie and Jake seem incredibly happy in their relationships if they need some support through this tough time". Source: Popsugar.com
A musical video featuring some scenes from the movie "Alpha Dog" (2006), based on true events, directed by Nick Cassavetes, starring Emile Hirsch, Anton Yelchin and Ben Foster. Songs "Never understand" and "Hit" by The Jesus & Mary Chain.
COVER GIRLS: If Emile Hirsch is the Alpha Dog, does that make you the Alpha bitch? OLIVIA WILDE: [Laughs] So many people have made the Alpha bitch connection that I was wondering when it was gonna…umm, yeah, okay. Well, to turn that into a serious question: I do think there was something cool about that relationship, between Emile and myself, where if he was the powerful guy, I was his equal. For some reason, he got all these guys to do what he wanted, even though they're not weak people. The only person he doesn't have power over is this girl, me. So in that sense, yeah—if he's the Alpha Dog then I'm the Alpha bitch. Source: www.complex.com
Kirsten Dunst and Ben Foster dated and split over the shooting of "Get over it" (2001): "I don't wanna get depressed at the opening of my film, but I will say that I'm not over it - it happened not that long ago and it was sad and kinda depressing. "I don't get involved with that many guys, so it's heavy when that happens." "Having been unlucky in love in the past, Kirsten was excited about what the future would hold for her romance with the actor. She had earlier said, "It's hard for me to truly connect with people. So when it clicks it's amazing. I can't go just halfway. "Maybe I'm a weird girl and I just needed a good freak to match with me. I don't fall in love with every one of my co-stars. It's nice to have those sparks because that's what makes it magical on screen." Source: www.cinema.com And we know which was another important break-up for Kirsten (after moving from Foster), don't we? KIRSTEN DUNST ISN'T OVER JAKE YET "they're confirming to Us Magazine the rumor that Kirsten's break-up with Jake Gyllenhaal led to her current stint in rehab. Jake didn't dig Kirsten's partying and, when he split, she started hitting the bottle like a champ:
"Whenever the cast and crew were out, she was the center of the group – doing shots and encouraging everyone to drink," a source on her upcoming movie How to Lose Friends & Alienate People told Us. "There was no such thing as 'just the one' for her." Source: thesuperficial.com
Ben Foster played a phsycho L.A. drug dealer in "Alpha Dog": Jake Mazursky, rival of Johnny Truelove (Emile Hirsch). Ben Foster and Ellen Page acted together in "X-Men: The Last Stand" (2006) and they were holding hands at the premiere.Anton Yelchin flirted in Alpha Dog -in the kitchen and in a swiming pool- with Amanda Seyfried ("Mamma Mia", "Jennifer's Body") although at the premieres, she was accompanied by Emile Hirsch.
Robert Pattinson and Kirsten Stewart in "Twilight".
More pics of Robert Pattinson (talented, witty and still low-key actor) - his big blue eyes and cute lips remind me a bit of Jake:Let's compare Robert with Michael Cera too:
"Dunst recently denied speculation her party-loving lifestyle was to blame for her stay at the Cirque Lodge Treatment Center in Utah in February, insisting she was treated for depression and not an addiction to drugs and alcohol.
She said: 'I didn't go to Cirque Lodge for alcohol abuse or drug abuse. I went there for depression.
‘I was struggling and I had the opportunity to go somewhere and take care of myself. I was fortunate to have the resources to do it.’ Her decision to seek help followed the breakdown of her relationship with Razorlight frontman Johnny Borrell.
The pair split in August 2007 after an intense six-month relationship, which was reportedly the catalyst for her downward spiral".Source: www.dailymail.co.uk
Kirsten with Jennifer Anniston, Rita Wilson, Demi Moore and Courteney Cox at Glamour "Reel Moments 2008", The Directors Guild Of America, Los Angeles, on 14th October.
"If Rob Pattinson grabs a gig on SNL, can he beat Jake, Natalie or Ellen?
Jake Gyllenhaal: Of Brokeback Mountain, Drag Queens and Dreamgirls - It was Season 32 when Jake Gyllenhaal appeared on Saturday Night Live. Riding on the wave of critical success following the release of Brokeback Mountain, Jake gave us one of the most impressive SNL appearances ever. 
While tMF is not keen on discussing the personal lives of its favorite actors, we do need to mention that it was about this time that the gossip sheets were speculating heavily about Jake's sexuality. Instead of doing something nasty, he used his SNL appearance to send a message. That made me admire Jake even more.
Ellen Page: Juno and Teen Pregnancy, Anatomy of a Classy Lesbian - Canadian sensation Ellen Page also performed quite amazingly in an episode of Saturday Night Live. Page's appearance was also right after a very successful movie and role, as in Jake's case. 
Juno star Ellen Page made fun of the recent speculation that she’s a lesbian during her closing skit on yesterday’s Saturday Night Live. The 21-year-old actress played a character that “so went gay” at a Melissa Etheridge/Indigo Girls concert.
Andy Samberg played her pseudo-boyfriend, who told Page, “You are like a primo lesbian now.” Rolling on the floor and holding her legs up, Page’s character shot back, screaming, “Gay, no way! …Why does everything have to have a freaking label?? Why can’t I just hug a woman with my LEGS in friendship???”
