Hey, Jake Weirdos, a Very important News: your old purty "partner-in-Jake-crime" Kendra is just out of the market, from now on I AM A MARRIED WOMAN -glups!- and I would want to give my husband an extra gift via blogging; all of a sudden we decided to make a civil wedding, without the conventional bride white dress or stuff -I'm too agnostic and goofy for that- and almost in secrecy (my mom is acquainted with the facts at least) except our closest friends, who hesitated of blessing us or throwing us stones, it's the moment the mini-world out there Jake Weird orbit knows it, mainly to avoid future misunderstanding -this last sentence is for you, Big Blue eyes Boy, maybe in another lifetime we could have got a chance, but now you will have to find console in Reese's arms or whoever you're courting with cupcakes-.
THIS POST IS DEDICATED TO MY HUSBAND JOSÉ LUIS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
I LOVE YOU BABY. FOREVER.