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Saturday, March 21, 2009

Six-pack bodies

Jake Gyllenhaal.Brad Pitt.Christian Bale.Robert Downey Jr.Will Smith.Ryan Reynolds.Mark Wahlberg.Daniel Craig.Zac Efron.Paul Walker.Jonathan Rhys Meyers.Matthew McConaughey.Ryan Phillippe.
Source: Socialitelife.celebuzz.com

Fly on the wall

"The script, co-written with Juan Carlos Ros, centers on a wishful TMZ-like reporter, deprived of hip stories and hot girls, who is mystically granted the ability to transform into a fly, so he can peep on anything he desires; a gift that comes with a price to be paid.

Venghaus, through his newly formed Greenbelt Films, imagines a unique take on a human-like fly, utilizing motion capture techniques he garnered from the upcoming Jim Carrey starrer "A Christmas Carol." He is currently on
"Mars Needs Moms!," while McLeod is exec producing Jerry Bruckheimer's "Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time" helmed by Mike Newell and starring Jake Gyllenhaal.

"We're excited to be working with David and Eric and look forward to a long-standing collaboration," Gupta commented".
Source: www.flickdirect.com

Tim Geithner lied to congress

"Try not to be distracted by the creepy-cute guy sitting behind Geithner (who looks like a poor man’s, balding Jude Law - or at least, he would, if it was closing time at Sidetrack’s on a Bailout $2 Beer Friday), who may or may not also be some sort of Orc or Elf, like Geithner himself. 45 seconds into this clip, Geithner not only clearly hears about the $165 million total for the bonuses, but he also later talks about AIG specifically (so we know he was actually listening and paying attention, and not dreaming again,about Jake Gyllenhaal joining the swim team,the way we would have been doing), all on March 3rd…a full week before Geithner and the White House claim they knew anything about what they specifically told Chris Dodd to slip into the Obama Trillion Dollar Spending Bill".
Source: hillbuzz.wordpress.com


At a March 3rd Ways and Means hearing, Secretary Geithner responded to a question about the AIG bonuses to be paid for in weeks. This hearing came one week before Secretary Geithner says that he knew about the bonuses.

Reese bought a pig

"Reese Witherspoon has been refusing to marry one of the most handsome men in the world, Jake Gyllenhaal, for months now but she's quite happy to share her home with a pig!

The Sweet Home Alabama actress revealed that buying her daughter Ava a pet pig has also meant a few changes to their diet: "His name’s Booker T. Washington - my daughter is studying American history. She won’t eat pork, she won’t eat bacon, and I have to be very careful with what I eat."
Source: www.johnnyikon.com

Friday, March 20, 2009

Lingerie Photoshoots

Jake with Emmy Rossum in "The day after tomorrow" (2004).
Emmy Rossum in white lingerie for Details magazine.
More eye-candy of Lindsay Lohan in lingerie:
Lindsay Lohan as the stripper in "I know who killed me" (2007).Marisa Tomei as a stripper in "The Wrestler" (2008).Edie Sedgwick in a photoshoot for Vogue magazine.Scarlett Johansson for Vogue magazine.Evan Rachel Wood in Italian Max Magazine.Dita Von Teese in an ad-campaign for Wonderbra.
Katy Perry in a photoshoot for Esquire magazine.Bar Rafaeli in one session for Victoria Secret.Maggie Gyllenhaal in the campaign for Agent Provocateur.

Lindsay Lohan in Nylon & Fornarina video

Her one Mean Girls reference:
There’s not much I can do about the fact that I’ve become a kind of tabloid obsession. I can’t change that. And yes, the websites, the gossip pages, and all of that stuff have hurt my career – they’re like the Burn Books of Hollywood… but I really don’t feel like I should have to prove myself to anyone because of living out my college years in the public eye. I’m glad everything happened the way it did.
On her future:
I'm talking to [lots of people]. One is Sean Penn – I spoke to him again the other day. We’re trying to get Seth Rogen for this project, but Seth won’t call us back. So call us back, Seth, if you’re reading this!
--INTERVIEW BY LUKE CRISELL
Source: www.nylonmag.com


Lindsay Lohan in a new commercial for the Spring/Summer 2009 ad campaign for Fornarina.

Thursday, March 19, 2009

R.I.P. Nathasha Richardson

"New York’s medical examiner's office is scheduled to conduct a post mortem on Natasha Richardson today, in a bid to solve the mystery surrounding her death.

The news came as it was revealed Broadway theatres will dim their lights in tribute to the British actress.

The 45-year-old suffered a head injury after a fall during a private lesson Monday at a ski resort in Quebec, Canada.

Ms Richardson was seemingly fine after she fell, but about an hour later, she complained that she didn't feel well. Three days later she was dead.
Her husband Liam Neeson and the couple's sons, Daniel, 13, and Micheál, 12, together with other members of the Redgrave theatrical dynasty, had been at Ms Richardson's hospital bedside in New York when the decision was taken to switch off her life support machine.

Broadway theaters will dim their lights this evening in honor of Richardson. Theatr emarquees will be dimmed for one minute at 8pm, the traditional starting time for evening performances of Broadway shows.

'The Broadway community is shocked and deeply saddened by the tragic loss of one of our finest young actresses, Natasha Richardson. Her theatrical lineage is legendary, but her own singular talent shined memorably on any stage she appeared,' said Charlotte St. Martin, executive director of The Broadway League, the trade organisation for Broadway theaters and producers.
Sam Mendes, who directed the Broadway musical 'Cabaret' for which Richardson won a Tony, said, 'It defies belief that this gifted, brave, tenacious, wonderful woman is gone.'

Actress Judi Dench told the BBC that Richardson was 'a really great actress' who had 'an incredibly luminous quality, that you seldom see, and a great sense of humor.'

'It's just so shocking, really shocking, and I hope that everybody leaves the family quietly to somehow pick up the pieces,' Dench said.

'She was a wonderful woman and actress and treated me like I was her own', said". 
Source: www.dailymail.co.uk


Natasha Richardson as Sally Bowles, performing Maybe This Time, during the 1998 Broadway Revival of Cabaret. Natasha, who had an extensive career in film as well as theater, won the Tony Award for her performance of Sally Bowles in the 1998 Broadway revival of “Cabaret.”

“It defies belief that this gifted, brave, tenacious, wonderful woman is gone”, said “Cabaret” director Sam Mendes.

Emile Hirsch (Would you take me back...) vid



A video featuring some images of Emile Hirsch in "The Mudge Boy", "The Emperor's Club", "Lords of Dogtown", "Into the wild", "Speed Racer", etc. Song "Methamphetamine" by Son Volt.

Talking about sex and kids

Jake with Tobey Maguire who is holding his daughter Ruby Sweetheart. Maybe did Tobey's nighttime affect his routine? Jake can learn from Tobey in daddy issues.

"Dr. Leah Klungness and Rachel Sarah: When you picked up the most recent issue of Elle -- in which Reese Witherspoon chats happily about her new love, Jake Gyllenhaal -- did you wonder what we did?

Are they having sex when her kids are in the next room?

It's a logical question. After all, following her 2005 divorce from Ryan Phillippe, Reese became a single mom of two kids -- Ava, 8, and Deacon, 4.

Sure, if asked, Reese might be publicly say, "There is no sex unless the kids are with Dad." She might also have plenty of privacy in her palatial digs.

But we're all grown-ups here, right? We all know what happens behind closed doors after the kids are asleep.

Why should Reese and Jake be different than other couples in love?

Jake with Reese and her daughter Ava on 14th July, 2008,  at the Bastille Day in Paris.

Happily, things are different now. Jake is an important, fulfilling part of your life. Likely, both of your kids adore him. You're in love and we're thrilled for you.

When kids sense change -- especially after they've experienced "bad change" such as a parents' divorce, their natural curiosity intensifies. This is why we are going to give you the same advice that we offer other single moms who are having sex when their kids are home". 
Source: www.momlogic.com

Flirty gazes

Jake is a master of looking flirteous at his partenaires and girlfriends: see below with Kirsten Dunst, Chloe Sevigny, Selma Blair, Gwyneth Paltrow and Reese Witherspoon.


More accomplice couples:
Michelle Williams and Heath Ledger.Julie Delpy and Ethan Hawke.
Diane Kruger and Joshua Jackson.
Michael Cera and Kat Dennings.Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson.Claudia Schiffer and Joseph Gordon-Levitt.Jena Malone and Emile Hirsch.

Killshot (2008) video


Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Jake, an eco-conscious celebrity

II. "Earth Day in Hollywood" 2009:


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Source: news.prnewswire.com