Top 100 Hottest Hunks

1. Take That
2. Daniel Craig
3. Johnny Depp
4. Orlando Bloom
5. Jake Gyllenhaal
6. George Clooney
7. Brad Pitt
8. Matt Willis
9. Robbie Williams
10. Justin Timberlake
11. Matthew Fox
12. Jesse Metcalfe
13. David Tennant
14. Russell Brand
15. Steve Jones
16. Luke Pritchard
17. Johnny Borrell
18. James McAvoy
19. Joaquin Phoenix
20. David Beckham
21. Dermot O’Leary
22. Matthew McConaughey
23. Ewan McGregor
24. Jude Law
25. Colin Farrell
26. Heath Ledger
27. Will Smith
28. Josh Holloway
29. Josh Hartnett
30. Vernon Kay
31. Clive Owen
32. Richard Hammond
33. Wentworth Miller
34. Prince Harry
35. Declan Donnelly
36. Ryan Phillippe
37. Prince William
38. Jose Mourinho
39. Brandon Flowers
40. Owen Wilson
See the rest of the Top 100 Hunks Ranking: Source: Thesun.co.uk

Looking at this absurd list (Number 1: Take that! or No. 10 Justin Timberlake!) it's a good moment to recapitulate and compound my own list, as in Arden's Smolder Scale, mine will be named "Kendra's Ignition Scale" (for future reference), my list includes all eras heartthrobs, here it is:

KENDRA'S IGNITION SCALE:
1. Jake Gyllenhaal
2. Joseph Gordon-Levitt
3. James Dean
4. Montgomery Clift
5. Paul Newman
6. Ryan Gosling
7. Edward Norton
8. Johnny Depp
9. Peter Sarsgaard
10. Jeff Tweedy

Mysterious Skin (and Sky)

Wendy: "I wish there's a movie showing right now"
Neil: "Me too"
Wendy: "A film about our lives"
Wendy: "Everything's that's happened so far. And the last scene would just be us standing right here. Just you and me"
Neil: "Yeah"
Wendy: "I hear something. It's the voice of God"
Neil: "I hear him"

My New Crush (Joseph)

Jake Gyllenhaal with Zooey Deschanel.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt with Zooey Deschanel.

Do you remember that episode of "infidelity" by our sexy "Britpotbaby" from Jake Watch a few months ago? Well, I'm guilty of the same delict, but with Joseph Gordon-Levitt (fact I barely could hide it in my last posts).
I have discovered some similarities between him and Jake, i.e. Joseph's favourite book is "The Catcher in The Rye" by J.D. Salinger: Source: www.tv.com, and Jake played "Holden", the Retail Rodeo clerk obsessed with Holden Caulfield, "The Catcher in The Rye"'s protagonist, in "The Good Girl".

Spandex Loving Stops

"While the gays were treated to a Brokeback Mountain-slash-Dreamgirls send-off during this weekend's Saturday Night Live, we're told a skit that the homo-inclined audience would've enjoyed much more never got off the ground.

As any casual Jake Gyllenhaal fan knows, he spends a lot of time with Lance Armstrong and Matthew McConaughey. And Spandex. A SNL insider tells us cast members had been hoping to do a skit that featured Gyllenhaal cycling with his two "special friends" — but Jake quietly put the skit to bed without much argument. "He just didn't want to do it," tattles our source. "Part of it was that he thought it was lame, and probably felt a little uncomfortable. The other part had to do with the writing being unfunny."

In the end, however, Jake's Chelsea audience had to settle for him wearing his boyfriend's coat on TV to express his true love. Or at least they had to settle for speculation thereof."
Source: www.jossip.com

Cute Face to Face

Which type of date?

Read My Result

AFTER TAKING THIS INDISCREET SURVEY, IT SEEMS I AM:

"Mature. Responsible. Aristocratic. Excuse me. The Priss.

Prisses are the smartest of all female types. You're highly perceptive, and confident in your judgements. You'd take brutal honesty over superficiality any time--your friends always know where they stand with you. You're completely unfake. Don't tell me that's not a word. You're also excellent at redirecting internal negative energy.

These facts indicate people are often intimidated by you. They also fall for you, hard. You have a distant, composed allure that many find irresistible. If only more of them lived up to your standards.

You were probably the last among your friends to have sex. And the first to pretend that you're pregnant. LOL. Though you're inclined to use sex as weapon, at least it's not as one of mass destruction. You're choosier than most about your partners. A supportive relationship is what you're really after. Whether you know it or not, you need something steady & long-term. And soothing."

MY EXACT OPPOSITE: THE PLAYSTATION

Take the Test

ZODIAC SPOT

Watch the 30 seconds "Zodiac" TV Spot!

I've had trouble trying to fix the Iklipz.com "Zodiac" Video code, so I'm gonna post as extra the previous "ZODIAC TRAILER":



IN THEATRES MARCH 2!

Paramount & Warner Bros'
"Zodiac" (Starring: Jake Gyllenhaal, Mark Ruffalo,
Robert Downey Jr., Anthony Edwards, et al.)

Thursday, March 1, 2007 - 6:30 p.m.
at Grauman's Chinese Theatre
6925 Hollywood Blvd, in Hollywood

Source: www.seeing-stars.com

Another Matriarchate Theory

After watching "Brick", I couldn't avoid developing another Allegorical interpretation, also related to American matriarchy's roots, as my previous "Donnie Darko" Theory explained.

Yet notwithstanding "Brick" is a twisted noir-genre story, the plot is constantly sprayed in cold surrealism, so now, my "Brick" Allegorical Interpretation:

"For me Laura's character (Nora Zehetner) would be the "FatalePrincess" who turns into a Matriarchate figure, why? Because in my opinion, Tug's character would stand for Strength (Physical),
The Pin (Lukas Haas) would stand for Decadence and Brad Bramish would stand for Status/Social Power. And thinking about it Laura owns these three qualities by herself: Strength (she has a bright mind), Decadende (that comes from her sexual manipulation/politics) and Status/Social Power too -she hosts exclusive parties and "knows everybody" in town-. Therefore Laura is destinated to be the only winner in the Drug Ring of San Clemente, until... Brendan enters her world because he is looking for Emily/for vengeance/for truth.
And in the end the only winner is Brendan (a moral winner?), although he keeps being an outcast/loser, why? Because he keeps not accepting the truth he has found out. Inferring some subtleties from Rian Johnson's script, I see Brendan as the antihero who lives disconnected from real world, because he despises it, not in cause of fearing it. I think Brain plays the role of Brendan's rational well-oiled mind, the part that prevents Brendan of an emotional collapse and otorgates him survival.

When did Brendan get disconnected from real world?
Probably, after leaving his association with Kara, whom his rational side -The Brain- qualifies as "the evil one", Brendan constructed a mental refuge for distancing himself from female dangers. Somehow, his early freshman days spent with Kara provoked on Brendan a personality split, reason why he lunchs at back of school, "not liking anybody" as Emily reproachs him.
He's practically immune to Laura's manipulation for this motive, he suffers of a "schizo" process after being exposed to an evil femenine universe.

Kara and Dode are satellite characters in the story, on one hand Kara stands for Decadende (although minor compared with The Pin's or Laura's) and Dode stands for a minor Decadence (consequence of his drug consumption), but meanwhile Decadence makes Kara strong, makes Dode weak.

Emily (Emilie de Ravin) would stand for Purity (a purity symbol),
contaminated mercilessly by the Real world -which Brendan has run away from-. Brendan learnt the dangers from the "spider women" -another way of naming femme fatales- soon after knowing Kara's ensnaring practices, and he wishes to liberate Emily from the Hell she has been immersed in. I think Brendan fell in love with Emily because she was special, and she was in love too, but she was tempted by the Real world's underworld, she "couldn't stand" her love towards Brendan, because that love existed in certain way in a No Real world/scenario, only in Brendan's world, which she couldn't access in cause of Fear (of love, Brendan's isolation, loss of freedom ...)

Jerr's bringing down by Brendan confirmed Emily about his cold head/ruthless "operative" and thereafter she chooses not to listening his reasoning, becoming more and more emotionally torn/disoriented. Her disorientation is used by Laura (whom had already known Jerr -this isn't mentioned in the film, but in the script) in a definitive destructive way that leads Emily to death.
Brendan is tougher than Emily, he doesn't need a drug-induced alternative world to isolate himself, but Emily needed more time to adapt to Brendan's misanthropic universe, and in the learning road, she crosses paths with Laura and is seduced by her. So thereafter, Emily's behaviour is similar to Laura's regarding her sexual "dancing", differentiating that Emily is trapped in a sexual self-deprecation cycle playing Laura's game. I mean, Emily is self-destructive meanwhile Brendan isn't in essence, he is aware of the destructive mechanisms of real world (the school favoritism/politics) and of underworld (drug dealing) and he resists, how? being destructive and/or destroying everybody else around him. Anyhow, after Emily's death he seems to pursue a self-destruction path, oblivious to his fate, but Laura's greed and subsequently the disintegration of The Pin's and Tug's society , turns into a victory for Brendan.

Brendan doesn't admit the truth he was searching so anxiously/irrationally and, like "Memento"'s protagonist, chooses to live in denial, chooses to lie to himself after Laura's confession, and orders his Brain go to sleep, closing the Emily's episode -the only thing he loved- without accepting that dirty word, which despite of being literally "Motherfucker", it echoes clearly to "Motherkiller" (imo), in the sense the very Brendan's extreme isolation from reality leaded Emily to death and to his own defeated life after that."

I know it has been a looong theory, but I hope you like it. And I found an article about the femme-fatale figure, linked randomly to a matriarchate. Some excerpts from it:

"In a place, then, where there is no room for the solar hero, female figuration takes the initiative in the story, seizes the dark kingdom of film noir and broadens the blurred morality of the genre: seducers, frauds, killers with a kiss, they also block off any attempt at a linear plot and ruthlessly hurl the hero towards a desolate dead end."
"Indeed, the femme fatale uses the whole female world of appearances to deploy her devastating power: behind an initially friendly appearance, a host of angel faces —Jean Simmons, but also Gene Tierney in Leave Her to Heaven or Jane Greer in Out of the Past— anxiously delay the moment to show their dark side, the devastating part that overturns any domesticated feature. But the ambiguity of each gesture reigns supreme among these creatures, always ambivalent, always surprising, as expressed in the image of Gloria Grahame’s split face in The Big Heat where, a sibylline courtesy by Fritz Lang, the scarred side is the character’s impulse to good."
"The femme fatale, whose progress is similar to the gangster —suddenly sidelined by the intrusion of the detective story— does not only accommodate to an idle society; her ambition is to have the world in her hands [...] As in the case of the hero of the gangster movie, the femme fatale attains everything she has set out to, but that easy rise also involves an inevitable fall. It would seem at this point that the femme fatale lacks the strength to lay out a symbolic constellation of her own. On the one hand, her attitudes and ambitions are a logical regenerative response to a corrupt masculinity at a time when the solar hero is in crisis. On the other, Hollywood uses the femme fatale as a vessel for the tragic spirit that defined the gangster. It is not just a moral drawing of the rise that demands the fall; it also has more external traits such as humble origins, common manners, disproportionate ambition, unbridled passion, inevitable self-destruction."
"But having reached the point where we can state that there is a femenine imagery behind the femme fatale, why not also consider the possibility that there might be an imagery in those creatures that responds to the rule of night, linked to matriarchy, where the antidote to time is not to be found in taking up weapons but in capturing the vital forces of the future?"

Making of Moonlight Mile

"MOONLIGHT MILE" MAKING OFF

THANKS FOR THE LINK, RIA!