"Joyless harridan Reese Witherspoon and her Bubble Boy beau Jake Gyllenhaal are getting a headstart on the Zack and Miri Make a Porno hype by doing their own version: Reese and Jake Go to the Dildo Store. These two paragons of chastity allegedly visited a sex shop while recently in London. Star mag lets us in on it:Just 24 hours after Reese Witherspoon arrived in London to visit Jake Gyllenhaal, she coaxed him into a sex toys and underwear emporium for a private strip show.
While shopping in a Myla boutique on the West End, Reese beckoned her beau into the changing rooms, where she surprised him with a private strip show. [...]
"Clearly, that purple set did it for him", clerk Vanessa Brown tells Star. "Reese has a really fit body. She looks fantastic. She's petite... but I'm not telling her bra size!"
On the way out of the store, the lovebirds stopped, giggling at a display of sex toys". Source: www.celebnewswire.com
I'm not telling her bra size? I think it shouldn't be too hard to guess for an experienced lingerie boutique clerk, and moreso if Reese was just in front of her... and Jake, a parangon of chastity, since when? and why are some bloggers doing such mockering of this couple?, I didn't know that you had to be into sado-maso to be hip now!
Morons...
ReplyDeleteI say why do the forementioned bloggers feel the need to do such mockering about a couple who are basically doing their own business without annoying anyone? Crazy.
Sometimes I think that those people are punishing Jake for he is not what they wanted him to be, some other times I think that they are just a bunch of idiots...oh well...:)
It's really absurd, what do they expect from celebrities, that they are into hardcore porno to fit what they consider as not boring? And in the case Jake and Reese weren't boring, then these same loudmouths would qualify as sleazebags, so yes, they are embarrasingly douchy and definitively boring!
ReplyDeleteso you cannot win with these douches, or you are qualified as sleazebag or you are boring, nothing in the middle!
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