WEIRDLAND: Secretary and Brokeback erotize

Friday, March 23, 2007

Secretary and Brokeback erotize

TOP 10 SCREEN SEX SCENES

1. Boogie Nights Between: Rollergirl (Heather Graham) and Dirk Diggler (Mark Wahlberg)
Dirk, still young and endearingly innocent, arrives at his new boss’s house for a “try-out” and is greeted by the gorgeous Rollergirl. In a flash she is naked and on top of him, Dirk’s new boss watching all the while. As far as teenage fantasies go you don’t get much better, but it’s really the unexpected naivete of the scene that makes it so memorable.

2. The Dreamers Between: Matthew (Michael Pitt), Isabelle (Eva Green) and Theo (Louis Garrel)
There are many memorable scenes, but the one in which the trio lounge in the bath together, titillating each other and the audience, is unforgettably erotic.

3. Secretary Between: E. Edward Grey (James Spader) his secretary Lee Holloway (Maggie Gyllenhaal)
James Spader, n. defn: king of kinky sex. Combine that with Maggie Gyllenhaal in pussy-bow tops and pencil skirts, and sadomasochism has never looked so good. When Attorney E. Edward Grey tells his secretary Lee that there “are seven typing errors on this page”, you know she’s going to be punished for her sloppy work. And even better, you know she wants to be... No wonder spanking went mainstream after this film.

4. Monster’s Ball Between: Hank Grotowski (Billy Bob Thornton) and Leticia Musgrove (Halle Berry)
"Make ... me ... feel ... good" gasps Halle Berry in the build up to the most candid and disturbing of our choices. This is screen sex at its most raw and animalistic. But what really gives the scene power is the context – Berry’s character is having sex with the hard-drinking, racist prison guard that executed her husband. Gives the phrase “screwed up” new meaning.

5. Y Tu Mamá También Between: Zapata (Gael García Bernal), Tenoch Iturbide (Diego Luna) and Luisa Cortes (Maribel Verdú).
Take two gorgeous, sex-obsessed teenage boys, add one luscious 28-year-old Spanish beauty, place on a road trip to one of Mexico’s most beautiful hidden beaches and stir in a good helping of homoeroticism.

6. Mulholland Drive Between: Betty (Naomi Watts) and a mysterious brunette (Laura Harring)
Just how and why the gorgeous Naomi Watts ends up in bed with Laura Harring is never explained, but this is a David Lynch film, it’s not supposed to make sense.

7. American Pie Between: Jim Levenstein (Jason Biggs) and a warm apple pie
Ok, ok, so it’s not a real sex scene, but who can forget Jason Biggs mounting that pie. Or the expression on his Dad’s face?

8. Brokeback Mountain Between: Ennis Del Mar (Heath Ledger) and Jack Twist (Jake Gyllenhaal)
This may be the sex scene where the least amount of skin is shown, but that doesn’t make it any less intense. Who knew two stinky, whiskey drinkin’ cowboys in a tent could be so sexy? Then again it’s got the whole “forbidden love” thing going for it.


9. Basic Instinct Between: Detective Nick Curran (Michael Douglas) and Catherine Tramel (Sharon Stone).
Sure, it’s old. And sure, it’s cheesy. But damn if it isn’t the hottest girl-on-top scene ever filmed for the big screen. Watching Sharon Stone arch her naked body over Michael Douglas is as good today as it was 15 years ago. Pity she has to get out the ice pick and ruin the mood.

10. Unfaithful Between: Connie Sumner (Diane Lane) and Paul Martel (Olivier Martinez)
Intense, obsessive, seductive – Diane Lane shows us how even the happiest married woman can give in to temptation. Blushing and dishevelled on her train journey home, Connie has a flashback of Paul tenderly kissing her stomach, his lips moving down her navel as he carefully removes her panties, sliding them inch by agonising inch down her creamy thighs, while she gasps… " Source: www.24.com/entertainment/movies

14 comments :

  1. Anonymous4:31 PM

    Also Don't Look Now for that famous scene between Donald Sutherland and Julie Christie and Coming Home for that bed scene between Jon Voigt and Jane Fonda.

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  2. Anonymous4:36 PM

    And, I forgot, definitely Kevin Costner and Madeleine Stowe in 'Revenge'.

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  3. What does it say about me when I say that I have watched everyone of these films?
    Hahaha!

    And the Sutherland/Christie one, its funny that rumours of it being real hae existed all these years, because I found it stilted.

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  4. Anonymous11:11 PM

    kokodee, as they say: different strokes for different folks (or something like that)..!

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  5. For me, the movie in which Donald Sutherland had more believeable erotic chemistry with was Jane Fonda in "Klute".

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  6. Anonymous6:16 PM

    i hope this comment is posted.
    i couldn't comment since last week,damn you interenet explorer!!

    anyway, that list is quite good, except for the no 1 scene and for the fact that BBM should be higher

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  7. Yes, although I found that scene in "Boogie Nights" very sexy, it was more a "rehearsal sex scene". One of my favourite erotic scenes is between Richard Gere and Valerie Káprisky in "Breathless" (1983), in the swimming pool when he pushes her from the water since the diving board and then kisses her wondrously -I think Quentin Tarantino is a big fan of this scene-.

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  8. "Breathless" a modern version of Jean-Luc Godard's "À Bout de Soufflé (1960).

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  9. Anonymous9:27 PM

    since the diving board?

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  10. ^^ S'up, smartass! I meant that "he pushes her up from the water" to his arms while he's on the dive-board". I mispelled 'cause I was upset after burning my popcorn-bag in the microwoven.

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  11. Anonymous10:52 PM

    i haven't seen "Breathless",
    I saw "A bout de Souffle" though.Great film

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  12. I know "Breathless" is not most of cinephiles would considerate as a great film, but sometimes mill-in-the run movies mean more for me than some classics. And in this case, I would recommend it thoroughly to watch, gr77, I even bought the DVD! I love quite a few scenes from "Breathless", specially the shower scene, when Richard Gere's character breaks down the shower window (mampara) while the song "Suspicious Minds" plays, the aforementioned swimming-pool scene is breathtakingly erotic and the end... I usually cry watching how Monica shouts "I love you" while the police is closing Jesse, in the soundtrack there are memorable songs by Jerry Lee Lewis all through the film and even if you slow down one scene in bed, you could see Richard Gere's dick (no joking). I usually detest Gere, but this is the only role of his career I could really emphatize with.

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  13. Anonymous12:14 AM

    Run-of-the-mill movies, if I'm not wrong...

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  14. So you're now the official Jake Weird's grammar police...

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