WEIRDLAND: Lindsay Lohan is newly single and ready to mingle! vdeo

Monday, May 03, 2010

Lindsay Lohan is newly single and ready to mingle! vdeo




Lindsay Lohan drinks an unidentified liquid from a plastic bottle

Lindsay Lohan: -according to the state of California, an alcoholic, as well as a threat to all security guards if they work at hotels. And to put all those rumors to rest, I am not broke. I actually have over four hundred dollars in the bank and twenty thousand Marlboro Milds, which I'm very proud of.

Lindsay Lohan is seen texting.

Lindsay Lohan: I'm looking for a compatible mate who likes a night out on the town, as long as he or she is driving, of course. Likes ankle monitoring bracelets and doesn't have family members quick to issue restraining orders. The perfect mate loves long walks on the beach, car chases on the PCH, antiquing, and uh passing out in Cadillac Escalades. So, if you think you can handle a redhead with a little bit of sass-


How much dose of craziness will Lindsay be able to storage inside her head? Only time will tell.

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