WEIRDLAND: German shepherd & Nordic hairdo

Thursday, January 25, 2007

German shepherd & Nordic hairdo


"Sunday at the dog park. My dog starts playing with a cute German shepherd that proceeds to hump him, without benefit of formal introduction or dinner. The owner and I intervene to restore civility and suddenly I'm confronted with sapphire blue orbs. Who else but Jake Gyllenhaal. Very sweet, drop dead hot, and very apologetic- although none was necessary. Our dogs just lived out my fantasy, by proxy. I say "WOOF".

"Maggie Gyllenhaal pulling out of a spot on Highland, just before Santa Monica. New dark gray Lexus, dealer plates, "Baby on Board" windowshade (though no sign of the wee one). Always thought she would drive something more Nordic, a Volvo or a Saab. Had Sienna Miller-style Golden Globes/Heidi hairdo. Even in a driveby, hard to miss her stunning complexion. Where's Jakey?"

Source: Defamer.com

4 comments :

penny lane said...

I think the Heidi hairdo suits Maggie well (reminds me of our years in Austria and the Austrian girls in the mountains!). And the Atticus-out-of-control story is pretty funny!

Kendra said...

Yes, now maybe I should buy a dog... thanks Penny Lane for passing me the Defamer link!

gr77 said...

it does suit her well!!

Biby Cletus said...

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